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  1. aggie08
    Man, I wouldn't get your hopes up on this one. Elon is a moron, but he understands the score. He's going to ask the most softball of questions and fellate Trump's prior term and bravery/patriotism/penis size surviving assassination at every turn. Trump, in turn, still champion the importance of free speech that can only be found on Twitter and Truth. Nothing is ever scripted with Trump, but my guess is this will be about as close as it gets.
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    Few things more satisfying than these dumb fucks painting themselves into a corner with their moral superiority bullshit, then having to explain what, to normal people, could just be brushed off as innocent, dumb college fun.
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    Just learned yesterday that Olympic MVP is a thing. Has it always been? Seems like a weird thing to award in an Olympic team sport.
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    All of this. I said it in another thread, but it's the most dangerous lie (of many) that the GOP has going at the moment. If you can convince your constituents that Democrats are killing babies, absolutely anything can be justified to stop them.
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    Gotta appreciate the GOP's ability to plow through, ignore all data and facts, and stay on message. Crime is way down, they didn't allow a border bill to pass, and the economy is still doing pretty fucking great. But, what are they going to do, come up with new material every 4 years?? Nah, who's got time for that?
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    Tom Cruise is proficient in most genres of American music and supremely talented, got it.
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    I'm a low esteem leaker, but I've always had a small bladder.
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    You almost have to respect it. It's transparent as fuck, completely debasing, and a pretty clear-cut acknowledgment of your extremely limited talent, but the music business is about as rough as it gets. Shit, y'all remember Lit? They had like two or three #1 songs, including a video of mini versions of themselves playing in Pamela Anderson's cleavage. Two years later, I was one of like 40 audience members watching their lead singer drunkenly fall of the stage in a barn at a chili cook-off on the outskirts Bryan, TX as part of a Miller Lite community outreach program or some shit. Life happens fast. Dr. Dre--the OG of anti-establishment--does Dr. Pepper commercials. Kid Rock shamelessly grifting off MAGA morons is a pretty good gig if you're morally bankrupt.
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    So America's military just lets Tom Cruise do whatever the fuck he wants whenever the fuck he wants, yeah?
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    Of all the people to go out of your way to defend. Kid fucking Rock. You're a strange dude.
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    We'll see. I think it's going to be softball after softball, slurp fest after slurp fest.
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    I feel seen.
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    Outside of NBA basketball players, I'd say that professional surfers are the least concerned about missing an opportunity to partake in high quality tail. They could have flown in for the last few days had they wanted.
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    Nope. It's one part cult, one part professional wrestling. They can claim it's all about the community and comradery (owning the libs really brings the white trash together), but they're nothing without a singular thought leader to tell them who they should be rooting for/against. Right now, they've got Steve Austin. John Cena ain't walking through that door when he keels over.
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    Seriously. I'm happy that the man in the most powerful position in the world can occasionally ride a bicycle without falling. But he still isn't physically/mentally capable of being president after his term is done. He was going to lose. It's over, Chris. Joe's moved on, you can too.
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    I woke up on the West Coast and saw that the replay of the match was already posted on Peacock, and it was only an hour and 9 minutes long. Pretty easy to figure out who won. Saved me the watch at least.
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    To a man, all of MAGA believes this. Democrats are the ruthless, organized ones who will do anything to win and don't allow dissension within the party. Republicans are splintered and "too nice" to do what's necessary. Of all the batshit crazy things that those idiots believe, this one may take the cake.
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    Jesus fucking Christ. The richest man in the country, who is heavily subsidized by the U.S. Government, thinks that he's in the resistance. Just because you dorks consider yourselves "red-pilled" doesn't mean that you're fucking Neo.
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    Dumb shit is legit going to have to post a dick pic to his account to gain back his cred. But that would require at least an average-sized penis, which no one with that personality has...
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    Steph catching himself before he called called Ant n***a. Gotta keep it clean for kids.
  22. aggie08
    We may only be slight betting favorites in 2028 depending who we send (and who says yes). Y'all remember we sent Javale McGee, Zach Lavine, Jerami Grant, and Keldon Johnson in 2021 (obviously some pandemic-related dropouts). Dray and Dame were past their prime. Thankfully KD--and, to a lesser extent, Tatum--bailed us out.
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    The last two games.
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    Nah, I'm sure Victor won't process at a commensurate rate.
  25. aggie08
    Nah, fuck all that. Been passing out olive branches for close to a decade. I'm done. Burn with the movement.

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