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aggie08

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Everything posted by aggie08

  1. - Creepy ass hand-drawn birthday card about their shared values and enigmatic ways - Sends personal lawyer to bribe the one living person with most with the most firsthand knowledge with a prison transfer and preferential VIP treatment. Floats the idea of a pardon - Doesn't allow a Democrat to be appointed to Congress during the shutdown, knowing she'll be the deciding vote - Tries to intimidate and threaten the Republicans voting for release after the shutdown - All over Epstein's emails - Multiple reports of the FBI scouring and sanitizing any files they currently have access to "They got nothing." Truly dazzling intellect on display here.
  2. That's literally the nicest thing that anyone has ever said about Johnny Manziel on this website.
  3. Watching Wilcox Cummingtonite and Orange-4-Life engage in an all out fight to be the worst poster on this site has been painful. Seek help, dudes.
  4. What the fuck is a borderless heart? Surely, the word you're looking for is "boundless".
  5. Yes, it's definitely us being the illogical children.
  6. It always, always, always boils down to "Well the Democrats are flawed, so they left me no choice but to vote for the biggest group of cruel, incompetent, corrupt, nakedly racist fuckstains our government has ever seen. It's actually their fault when you think about it."
  7. Why, that sounds like something that would drastically affect their bottom lines (having to pay workers full wages and benefits and what not), thus being something that the GOP would never, ever, ever go for. Much better to make absolutely zero effort to resolve border issues in a bipartisan manner, keeping immigration a wedge issue, and stoking fear about drugs, human trafficking, and caravans every October. Then, waiting until an easily manipulated nincompoop takes office to have the true believers, while nationalists, and racists at the Heritage Foundation (and similar) in his ear to do our absolute worst as a country. THAT'S how you solve a border crisis.
  8. The new Knives Out movie sucked. A mediocre--and largely unused--ensemble cast. Disappointing after the original and Glass Onion.
  9. Good luck finding a single person who cares about NCAA cheating by then.
  10. Congratulations on the enormity of your success.
  11. Heck, every NFL team should copy their creativity and originality. The Los Angeles Californians. The Seattle Washingtonians. The Kansas City Missourians. Really rolls off the tongue.
  12. [points in the general direction of most of our parents]
  13. You must appreciate the practice for how many different ways you can tell people to fuck their own faces.
  14. Also, Ime Udoka is currently coaching the 2nd or 3rd best team in the NBA If Moore doesn't get another HC chance it's because he's a mediocre coach who might wind up in jail again.
  15. This is what got your attention, huh? Not the eleventy billion similar actions over the past decade? Much brave. So hero.
  16. If you really twist their arm, they'll even throw in Se. Curry.
  17. Gotta admit, I'm still chuckling about this. Dumb fuck stumbles upon something from AlphaNews.org and immediately wants to share it to own some libs. Zero introspection whatsoever about how something from AlphaNews.org found its way into his feeds and how embarrassed he should be to share it.
  18. While I don't necessarily disagree, you're probably describing a solid 30% of the population.
  19. Like there's an actual level of crazy/senile/dementia-ridden that his handlers would allow him the grace to step back from the public eye and rest, rather than continuing to prop him up like a mascot to achieve their own goals.
  20. Would you rather your rival have a super embarrassing scandal that becomes a national joke for months/years--but possibly lands a much better coach--or retain a mediocre dude for the foreseeable future? Yeah, I'm still taking the former.
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