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aggie08

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  1. Oh, hi. Pablo Torre currently has the world's 7th richest man's balls in a vice grip, so I'm pretty sure his reporting on this was also on the up and up. Guessing you were quick to dismiss him for culture war reasons, but whatevs. North Carolina brass absolutely banned future Mrs. Belichick, then got spooked when it became public knowledge, so now she has free reign of the program. What a (glorious) shit show.
  2. God, if we could only be so lucky. Another country dumb enough to risk getting caught and giving us a common flag to rally against while we're in the middle of destroying ourselves more efficiently than our enemies could ever dream. We're not that lucky.
  3. I can't imagine they're actually given much to do in the logistics and coordination of a massive federal manhunt and are just figureheads. So it's just the optics and on camera time that's embarrassing. I'm sure the actual field officers are doing what they know how to do. Kash, to his credit, seems to at least realize that he's in way over his head and is probably more than happy to defer.
  4. I've definitely seen a big push to make every black NFL superstar seem like they were huge fans and conservative leaning. Just weird, easily disprovable* shit. *I suppose being easily disprovable doesn't matter anymore.
  5. Or crystal clear photos of the suspect god damn.
  6. Yep. Making it public right now would only cause him to run. Trying to pin him down first.
  7. MAGA having a field day doxxing people today. Not a lot of sympathy for people stupid enough to celebrate someone's death on their social media though. But it's all so goddamn transparent. Does ANYONE believe that if Charlie Kirk's left wing equivalent*, let's say Greta Thunberg (someone with actual accomplishments), was assassinated yesterday that they wouldn't be absolutely giddy walking the line with distasteful jokes and ominous "probably not a good idea to threaten so many people's livelihoods" hand-waving? *Liberals don't really make podcasters famous, so there's not a direct comparison
  8. When you pride yourself on being a hammer, everything is a nail.
  9. Have you heard an NFL owner speak?
  10. Really stretching out the ol' prison wallet.
  11. Counterpoint: I trust TMZ's reporting more than the current version of the FBI.
  12. That's not the image the FBI released. It's been doctored. Obviously. There's no magical software than can increase the resolution of a picture without access to the raw image. So let's go ruin that guy's life too because he sucks at debating.
  13. I'm also guessing that Newsom takes a hiatus from his Trump mocking? Because, of course, it's always on the left to be respectful.
  14. Holy shit, that's some good dark humor.
  15. Jesus Christ. How'd that shit come up on your feed, exactly?
  16. The reasonable among us have already accepted that his body has been occupied by a succubus, and he'll never die.
  17. The funniest part about this whole thing to me is how much of a no brainer that deal probably was to Ballmer in 2019. "Yeah, sure, the uncle is problematic, but we get the Finals MVP and Paul George to add to a playoff team, and it's only going to cost us some draft picks, one decent young player named Shai, and an extra $12M a year under the table. NBA Titles here we come!" But clippers gonna clipper.
  18. On the one positive side, yesterday's events resulted in zero coverage allotted to yesterday's school shooter in Colorado. ...not that a school shooting with minimal body count would have gotten much pub anyway.
  19. Thread lightly? Like with a needle and crochet?
  20. I'd disagree with you here. If the dude turns out to be some podcast obsessed MAGA loon who thought Kirk wasn't Trumpy enough anymore or wanted to incite the civil war or whatever, is obviously changes things substantially. Maybe you're right and the end point is the same, but it at least lowers the temperature way the fuck down.
  21. Damnit. I was thinking of Michael Ian Black, not Michael C. Hall. Retract joke.
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