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hornmpa96

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  1. Omaha sucks in the Summer as well. The hottest day of my life was the Texas/LSU championship series Game 1. 100 degrees with a 100% humidity. I’ve lived in Houston for 20 years and I’ve never been that uncomfortable outside.
  2. I prefer Dumas or Dalhart for my Panhandle gas and Allsups burrito stop.
  3. Maybe changing his name to Zuul would improve the situation?
  4. Bringing Loperfido up and then back down within 3 days tells me everything I need to know about this organization. It’s run by know-nothing clowns. If he wasn’t going to play, he should have been getting at-bats and first base reps in Sugar Land.
  5. He makes at least 3 mistake pitches every appearance.
  6. WTF? Bunting here?
  7. The Angels starter is a lefty. Hopefully they plant to platoon Chas and Loperfido while Tucker is on the IL. Chas has a career 924 OPS against left handed pitching.
  8. But did he call them “suckers” and “losers” and fail to show up because the rain would mess up his hair? Thats how you President!
  9. Is Jim Crane on his way to becoming Jerry Jones? It’s depressing to think about. Obviously, he made a great initial hire in Luhnow. With the passage of time, I can see that Click did a really good job. He needs to empower an actual GM and let Bagwell/Reggie go back to just signing autographs.
  10. Why is CNN interviewing fucking Dr. Phil? He has nothing interesting to say and is clearly a moron.
  11. I appreciated Dubon going a little bit of Moises Alou on that fan. Dumbass!
  12. Time to start getting someone else warm in the pen
  13. Most of the time the severance package has been set by the Target company prior to any transaction negotiations. The Buyer almost always accepts the existing terms. Additionally, the Severance plan will normally apply for a 1 or 2 year period after the change in control. So, the Buyer can’t avoid the severance payout.
  14. Cursed this year
  15. Jake!!!! Hell of a catch!
  16. And he did all of that with a Senate majority that included Joe Manchin and Krysten Sinema.
  17. But I want to know who ordered the Code Red?
  18. Did anyone get stuck in a dryer?
  19. I agree - just referencing Dana saying last year, that Diaz needs to start instead of Maldy.
  20. This sounds like Dana’s interviews last year when he would say that Diaz deserved more games behind the plate. I’m getting the impression that he doesn’t really have a say in when to pull the plug on Abreu.
  21. This team is so frustrating. I’m tired of seeing the following on a regular basis: - Jose Abreu not getting in front of and knocking down hard hit grounders to first. - Ryan Pressly hanging breaking balls in the middle of the plate. - Alex Bregman hitting 4th or 5th during his normal slow start. If we know he sucks in April and May, let him bat 8th and take some days off. - All of our decent starters spending time on the DL with McCullers having a permanent spot there. - Framber shaking off signs and melting down. Did Bagwell tell him to stop going to the shrink? - Jose Abreu swinging late at another fast ball. - Knowing that Crane won’t nut up and pay Tucker his money. - Diaz swinging at every pitch that’s eye level and a foot off the plate. Take your walks and make them pitch to you. - Joe Espada looking clueless in the dugout. Although he didn’t try and steal an inning with Brown last night, maybe he’s learning after trying and failing about 10 previous times this year. - Other than the Windmill at 3rd base, I’m convinced that the other assistant coaches are worthless. If a veterans swing is fixable, you would think an actual coach could do that instead of trying to pull the ex-Astro out of the stands. If they still have a losing record by the end of June, they should trade Bregman and Pressly for some lottery ticket prospects. At this rate, the return will be low but what else can they do. Framber should be on the block as well as they try to rebuild the farm. Would he bring a Bregman replacement? This team is a beating to watch.
  22. Taylor Scott should be the 7th inning guy and Pressly only pitches when the Astros are behind.
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