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    WSJ is reporting the 2 mm number is a cut from the production targets and not actual production.
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    It smells marginally better than Southern Kansas.
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    Crazy shit happens in this game - I was able to watch the GOAT of Texas/OU week (Peter Fucking Gardere) win 4 straight in Dallas. We owe those fuckers a beating.
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    I’ve heard tits, threesome, Marilyn Monroe and Ana De Armas and you’re telling me, I shouldn’t watch this movie? What are things I didn’t expect to read on Surly today?
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    Both of my sons have heard me say multiple times when they screwed up: There is no way you came from my loins.
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    Wear burnt orange
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    I have the one on the left at 6 years old and the one at the right at 5.
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    Doves weren’t flying at the ranch so I decided to do some scouting to prepare for Opening Day.
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    And he’s the voice of Miss Piggy - you should watch Spies Like Us for the Frank Oz early 80s Trilogy
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    Hopefully the team learns from this, gets healthy and let’s leave no doubt in winning the Big 12.
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    Fuck these Mother Fuckers - Let’s Fucking Go
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    Ewers has been impressive
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    Exactly - It’s hard to run hard when every yard gained is after contact
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    Bijan Time now
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    Let’s Fucking Go
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    Elvis

    hornmpa96 replied to Kel Varnsen's topic in Movies and TV

    Anyone else going to watch the Elvis Comeback Special this December? It will be the lead-in to our annual watching of Die Hard this December.
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    Really like the character on those brow tines.
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    Tech needs to move on and establish rivalries with its peers such as New Mexico State. They could play for the Mudstorm Trophy with that authentic Lubbock and East New Mexico sulphuric smell.
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    I’m heading out to the ranch on Friday with my older son for a long weekend. We may need to detour through Castroville so I can introduce him to Parisa.
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    After he loses the election, hopefully he can get some of that Climate Change Tree Money.
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    You can only do so much with a box of rocks.
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    Yep - They need to constantly push this. Most of the policies are extremely popular and it’s paid for by a tax increase in the largest corporations in the US (which aren’t exactly popular). Also it reduces the deficit which takes that talking point away from the Rs.
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    All this garlic talk and no one uses Paulie’s method
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    I thought the Republicans were against Death Panels!

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