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hornmpa96

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  1. My interview for manager would start with 1 question: Player A has an OPS of 846 and Player b has an OPS of 606. Who’s your starter?
  2. No more dumpster diving in the waiver wire. Let’s sign some actual major leaguers this off-season. Peña’s OK if he’s your 9th best hitter.
  3. The following starters are on the roster now: Verlander, Framber, Javier, Brown, France, McCullers, Bielak, Urquidy, Garcia and Blanco Any thoughts on seeing what France could be traded for? Personally, I think what he provided this year was fool’s gold. Can Framber and Javier revert to form? If they don’t, then I think this run is over unless some combination of McCullers/Garcia/Brown really step up. We need to find an actual major leaguer who can back up 1B and 3B and pinch hit. That way we can give some days off to Bregman and Abreu.
  4. Need a professional at-bat here
  5. Let’s fucking go!
  6. Can someone at the bottom of the order answer the fucking bell tonight?
  7. Glad to see Chas woke up from his nap.
  8. Let’s go Abreu
  9. WTF was that
  10. I think there’s an argument for Dubon at short. Peña looks completely lost.
  11. Absolutely can not bring Maldy back. Our pitchers are like toddlers and we need to baby-proof the clubhouse to take away dangerous objects like Maldy’s intangibles which only turn a 95 win team into a 90 win team.
  12. I want to go back to being a team run by smart people.
  13. You just can’t bring Dusty back next year. It’s terrible to put someone with dementia in this situation.
  14. What the fuck was he doing?
  15. God damn it
  16. Make him throw strikes
  17. Redemption here?
  18. Ump has no consistency on the outside pitch to RH.
  19. We’re into their pen now. The Stros got this.
  20. hornmpa96 replied to dcbc's topic in Movies and TV
    RIP to Paulie
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