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Murfdogg21

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  1. Based on her being a sociopath, and her looney parents’ raising her the way they did, perhaps her kids are better off not being around her much during 9 formative years of their young lives to break the cycle. Then again: genetics and that bitch be crazy.
  2. Maybe Kyrie will only get contract offers that pay prorated to the number of games he plays so it doesn’t hit the team’s pocket or cap if he goes walkabout somewhere on flat earth?
  3. ^same for Rockets. Those Thompson brothers can’t shoot and something about them seems destined as mega flops. Might as well get the #8 pick and save some lottery karma for the future because we can’t all have the Spurs’ luck.
  4. You can feel confident that the day an 8 foot Vietnamese prospect emerges, the Rockets will be given the #1 pick. Until that day, bite the pillow.
  5. All true, but it’s not like the Rockets were jumping up into the top 4 every year. They have the worst or second worst record over the last 3 years. They got #2 in the year Cade Cunningham was undisputed #1, they got #3 last year and had to take Orlando and OKC’s leftovers, and now they get #4 in a 3 player (well, one and 2a/2b) draft. They may become the next decade’s Pacers with several above average to good players and are a fringe playoff team.
  6. Future Rockets First Round Picks 2024: Brooklyn’s pick (Houston’s own only if top 4, otherwise goes to OKC) 2025: OKC can swap with Houston, then Houston can swap with Brooklyn 2026: Brooklyn’s pick (Houston’s own only if top 4, otherwise goes to OKC) 2027: Houston can swap with Brooklyn IN CONCLUSION: Brooklyn must suck or we are fucked. Also, let us thank @HtownHorn’s hero James Harden for demanding Westbrook and forking all these picks and swaps to OKC.
  7. You can play that game, but if the pick doesn’t win the lottery of top 4, it conveys to OKC and the ‘23-24 tank was naught. This was a mother fuck. Someone go piss on David Stern’s grave.
  8. Yeah until they do it live and let randoms pull out the balls, there will always be questions about the legitimacy. Everyone knew it was rigged for Patrick Ewing to NYK. Seemed rigged for Lebron to Cleveland, maybe Yao to Houston (I think Houston had the highest Asian population among teams in the top 10 picks plus were willing to go with Asian font jerseys for 20 years). I don’t know what the most corrupt storyline would be for this lottery, the Bulls or Jordan Hornets?
  9. If he had a sense of humor, he’d have sent you two balls. Hope the third round was the charm!
  10. Rogers used to throw down dunks in IM basketball (can’t believe Mack let him play). The 2000 DL also included Cory Redding and Cole Pittman. They made Bull Reese look good.
  11. To the htownhorn’s of the world who want to bring back Harden because there probably isn’t a better player to sign and they were a super star with reasons they could still produce in Houston; see: Jose Abreu. Will signing Harden result in more wins? Yes. Will signing Harden result in playoffs? Maybe. Championship contention? No way. Improve the play and development of Green, Sengun, Smith, and 2023 pick? Probably not. Signing Harden is a lot more likely to blow up than turn out with a happy ending (for anyone but James in a dimly lit corner booth).
  12. Will James accept a 1 year 50M deal to get us to the next free agent class? What if Tillman pays him in $20’s?
  13. Do they just scissor all day and hope for Dixie Chicken delivery on Friday for good behavior?
  14. It’s been discussed that they put security cameras up because many Houstonians enjoy emptying their bladder on his grave. I really don’t understand the point of the Adams family continuing the troll job on Houston. They never stopped living here, Bud is buried here, their offices are here. The elected officials that Bud battled and Draymond McClane are all gone. It’s just Amy Seaskunk being a bitch to Joe Oiler fans.
  15. I don’t remember Houston ever having more than one prime time game per year, even when they were a playoff team or coming off a division championship. Stinks for Houston they the NFL amends its rule when the Texans are at rock bottom. Conversely, even when the Cowboys are down they seem to get at least 3. Green Bay hasn’t looked crappy on paper in 20 years, but this year, a Packers team that may be shitty has FIVE prime time games. They couldn’t clip one of those off in favor Texans-Panthers, Texans-Browns, or Texans-Broncos?
  16. A difference of those though is being black or a woman was not defined as sinful behavior in the Old Testament (right next to how not to cut your hair or plant your crops) or New Testament. You are the lawyer and I haven’t brushed up on biblical texts in a couple decades, but I think the strict interpretation of sin was man-on-man sex (assuming anal but maybe bj’s and handies are part of “laying with another man”). Some thoughtful scholar should insist that lesbians and trans were not called out by Paul and should be welcomed if not encouraged. I think David and Solomon were both having orgies on the reg.
  17. Or go Operation Shutdown and treat basketball as a casual side hustle while his main pursuit was dat ass.
  18. The receipts will have to include Paris Johnson and whoever else Arizona gets with a top 10 pick next year. I was team Draft Will Anderson or trade down, take a QB in 2024. It will be interesting nonetheless to see if S2 scores are complete horseshit or not based on how Young and Stroud perform after a couple seasons, or if the Ohio State effect is real. Edit: Actually I was Team Fire Caserio for allowing Lovie enough serviceable players in Week 18 to win and lose the #1 pick. Bryce Young would’ve been a player most Texans fans could agree on. The difference between #1 and #2 pick was apparently a second, if not first, round pick. They gave away that value for nothing.
  19. @longhornmatt @Nicole44 @tx 3 putt et al. this would be a nice time for an apology to non-rapist punter. Sounds like he will punt your apology at least 80 yards.
  20. Does a positive meth test void his contract and give us some flexibility to sign another shitty player?
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