Everything posted by Murfdogg21
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2023 Houston Texans thread
This is some bullshit. The blue is what made the Oilers uniforms great. Giving us some battle red bullshit with h-town blue shark tooth stripes is like eating Hill Country Fare beef fajitas.
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2023-24 Houston Rockets Thread - Climbing out of the Gutter?
They need to let Green go off for a couple 40 point games and then trade him.
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2023 Houston Texans thread
@Jshep34 or whoever supposedly had insider info, can you confirm that other report that H-town blue won’t be the main color of the new jerseys and logo? That info should be spread amongst the mouth breathing NFL masses of Houston to raise hell in case they can make changes before they release a vomit disaster.
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2023 Houston Texans thread
Pancakes trying to mooch on Texans the only way he know how, kissing up to super olds billionaires. He’s got nowhere else to go after his precious Titans and Seaskunk Adams are toast.
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- 2023 Houston Texans thread
I don’t believe all of these players came from Cleveland’s picks, we only have one 2024 1st rounder from Cleveland, and Will Anderson also cost us our own #33 in 2023 and our 2024 1st rounder. The more (but not exactly) accurate sum of the trade is Houston gave up Watson and #33 in 2023 for Kenyon Green, Will Anderson, and John Metchie. Shitty trade if not for shitbag Watson being injured or suspended the whole time.- 2023 Houston Texans thread
Draft order for playoff teams gets grouped by which weekend you get eliminated, then record among those losers. Beating Cleveland will improve the first round pick by two or three spots, if playoff advancement wasn’t enough motivation to punk the Browns.- 2023 Houston Texans thread
That wasn’t scheduled by the league. It was a flex based on playoff impact, not because the NFL wanted the Texans to get a prime time game when they could give a third one to the Packers or 9th one to the Cowboys. I think you know what I meant though, you surly asshole.- 2023 Houston Texans thread
Fucking NFL schedulers. No prime time games this season. Saturday afternoon slot for like the 5th consecutive Texans playoff game.- 2023 Houston Texans thread
Dammit This article is a double kick in the nuts. 1. Tank could physically be ready to play now that his fracture healed, except you only get 8 call-ups from IR and Houston has already used all 8. 2. H-town blue won’t be the new primary color, and may only be featured in one or two of Four uniform schemes.- CFP Semifinal: Texas vs Washington - 7:45pm on ESPN
- Texas liquor laws
/end thread, you can lay off the baptists temporarily on this issue. Liquor stores did the maths and they sell as much or nearly as much 6 days a week as they would 7, and they cut their operating expenses by being closed on Sundays. Liquor stores support this blue law. 3 tier distribution is also a kick in the nuts. Direct sales from alcohol manufacturers (breweries, vineyards, distilleries) would likely mean more profit for them and lower prices to end consumers by eliminating the middle man/men, but the distributors lobby whacks down any attempt to change the status quo and cut off their gravy train.- Week 14, 2023, Texas v Washington, College Football Playoff Edition
Sounds like Jonathan Brooks is going to have a kick ass Sugar Bowl!- Week 14, 2023, Texas v Washington, College Football Playoff Edition
I highly doubt any current Texas player or coach is motivated by what happened in a game 14 years ago. Maybe Sam Ehlinger if he was still on the team. But wow if a team won its conference and beat three other P5 conference champs in the same season!- NFL Week 17
Houston fan says fuck the Browns for winning again and worsening the owed draft pick, but also LOL that they win 11+ games without the handjob masseuse QB they paid 3 first rounders and $45m/year for.- Mack Brown Tarheel Football: The Orange Slice Boogaloo
Early in the Mayo Bowl, they threw up a graphic that Mack was one bowl win away from being top 5 and tying Bear Bryant. That’s the kind of shit Mack would point to and defend a narrative that he is some great X’s and O’s coach, just like his run of 10 win seasons. I laughed throughout the 4th quarter whenever the camera panned to him and his bitter and bewildered mug.- Surly Dad Thread
We have 6 and 4 yr olds and hope(d) to keep it going a few more years, then just all keep pretending indefinitely without any conversation 😂 This December, a kid of non-Christian religion in my 6 yr old’s first grade class took it upon himself to lecture the entire class at lunch on the issue, and likely regurgitated what his mother told him due to use of words. My son came back and repeated it to me, that “Christian parents enjoy lying to their kids to make themselves feel better, and they coordinate with Amazon to deliver presents on Christmas Eve. So it’s the Amazon delivery truck that comes while they sleep, not Santa Claus.” I laughed at the latter part, but wanted to call the bitch up and tell her fuck herself for the first part of that. It’s not her right or responsibility to educate the first grade class, and it also fucks with every family that has younger siblings. I told my kid only believers get loot from Santa, so he better keep believing.- Mack Brown Tarheel Football: The Orange Slice Boogaloo
Who remembers the infamous Perriloux text to Martellus Bennett right before his hat pick announcement bullshit? “LSU HOLLA” Some say Bennett was going to put on the Horns hat until he got that text before coming on stage. Don’t care, got Jermichael Finley instead who isn’t a shithead.- NFL Week 16
Buckle your helmet tighter, numbnuts- 2023 Houston Texans thread
How does the franchise recover? They probably will finish with a winning record this season, which nobody predicted. Might as well write off Demeco for dead.- 2023 Houston Texans thread
- 2023 Houston Texans thread
I may be the only member, but I’ve been in the “Nico Collins kinda sucks” camp since his rookie preseason. This year he’s finally had some decent statistical games, but he’s made few “wow” plays, he struggles to get open, and does low IQ shit like running into the back of his blocker on that last WR screen. Houston needs another WR to pair with Tank next year.- Victor Wembanyama- basketball's NEXT next unicorn?
- Mack Brown Tarheel Football: The Orange Slice Boogaloo
Mack was a stupid piece of shit, especially when it came to QB recruitment. He FAFO with the likes of Ryan Perriloux and John Brantley and was left with his butter stained dick in his hand. He picked Tyrone Swoopes (who went like 1-10 as a senior at a 2A school) over JT Barrett. We got the Case McCoy, Connor Wood, Connor Brewer, etc. train (pleasant surprise was the brief glimmer of David Ash) when we could have got at least one or maybe all of RG3, Luck, and Manziel as you said. Pairing that with OL recruiting based on the “good kids from good families” dogma and you get the 2010’s decade of Texas football.- 2023-24 Houston Rockets Thread - Climbing out of the Gutter?
No I’m saying I wouldn’t have drafted Thompson in 2023 since Jalen has shitty shooting on lockdown already. Houston played the game of lotteries and lost. I would’ve traded the #4 pick or taken someone who wasn’t a G-league project. - 2023 Houston Texans thread
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