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Murfdogg21

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  1. Yordan will use spider tack instead of lube.
  2. PJ’s awareness score is about to go to zero after getting pushed into the punt returner in overtime.
  3. So they’re all a crap shoot with about a 50% hit rate?
  4. Wasn’t Lovie just a CYA because they were going to be sued by Brian Flores, who alleged that racism (rather than stupidity and incompetence) is why they’d hire Josh McCown over Flores? The Texans probably planned to tank for another year or two anyway so it didn’t matter.
  5. Keep the current coaching staff and let the players just go out and free style for 82 games?
  6. Zack Greinke celebrates Detlef Schrempf’s entire catalog.
  7. Surly is an emotional and overreacting bunch. Narrowly lose to Bama…the rebuild is ahead of schedule! Lose at Tech…fire Sark! Whip OU…we’re back! Fuck Vegas and their 15 point line, we’ll beat ISU by 30! Beat Iowa State by 3…we suck again! After the last few years, going 8-4 (likely) and hopefully a good bowl showing should be satisfying. Some of y’all that go too high and low should probably see a cardiologist.
  8. She made you wear a Peña jersey and mask, didn’t she?
  9. Did you put Big Bertha in your ass at band camp?
  10. Garuba seems like he sucks. That Spanish league where he was an MVP must have been pretty crappy.
  11. Dress for the job you want.
  12. Did Ricky Bobby’s dad design these helmets?
  13. Murfdogg21

    Rhule

    You asked why anonymous posters on surlyhorns.com were discussing him. I don’t give a shit about him, I was just answering your question. It’s a sports topic involving a guy in the news who used to coach one “rival” and could coach for another rival. Please advise the board on which non-Longhorn topics are acceptable for discussion. Kthxbai
  14. Murfdogg21

    Rhule

    Because he turns shitty college programs into double digits winners (one of which is 90 miles up the road) and he became available the same week that Venerables may have signed his death warrant at OU?
  15. It’s because shooting is backwards in Australia
  16. Murfdogg21

    Rhule

    @Spankytoes needs to be taken into the showers for rhythmic slapping.
  17. What is this shit? It’s like they don’t want the #1 pick. At least Cleveland lost.
  18. What is the interest rate on blankets and beads to finance his double wide?
  19. The taco subscription includes taco supreme and the Dorito taco!
  20. Since when did they recruit players who could read?
  21. He should make Kyler wear his son’s jersey for a photo tomorrow
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