Everything posted by Murfdogg21
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Players you hated on your favorite team and rival teams
Username somewhat conflicted. Not sure if AC dry humped or not.
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2023 Houston Texans Offseason - A Huge #2
Can you have him tell his Aunt Amy to stop being such a stupid, vindictive bitch and return the Oilers name to the fans of Houston? Who is she spiting at this point? Most City of Houston and Harris County politicians from that 1990s era are either relocated and/or dead.
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The Mandalorian (Star Wars live action show)
Anyone weigh in on mustache theory? Moff Gideon had a mustache in S1 and S2. The Gideon that fought Din, Bo, and Grogu in the S3 finale (as well as the clone in the tank) did not have a mustache.
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2023 Houston Texans Offseason - A Huge #2
Fuck Amy Seaskunk Adams, her dad Bud, and the dead raccoon who lived on his head.
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2023 Houston Texans Offseason - A Huge #2
This is awesome and about 7 years old. I think JJ Watt shared it when it first circulated. I understand Adams having trademark rights on the “Houston Oilers” name and logo, but I don’t know how they have rights to color schemes when so many teams have shared color palettes. The Oilers name would do more for the fans than Columbia blue, but the colors would go a long way. And if Adams has some claim on “Columbia blue”, why couldn’t the Texans say they will use Carolina or some other pastel blue with the “battle red” and “Liberty white” they already claim? Are the other owners really pro-Amy Adams over McNair+generally doing the right thing by NFL fans?
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2023 Houston Texans Offseason - A Huge #2
Sure, and consensus ratings might not mean much in the first 20 either. But a consensus top 30 player probably has better odds of success than a consensus #100 player. My default position is that Caserio is an idiot who thinks he’s smarter or more analytics driven than other GMs. The 2 first round picks last year are still TBD but aren’t looking good. His 2021 draft didn’t have a first or second round pick, but he reached on every player that draft (Nico Collins and Brevin Jordan can be below average contributors. Congrats?). This year he bet the farm on Anderson (who they should’ve taken #2 sans trade), either to appease Demeco or more likely in a win-now panic over his own job plus convince Cal it will excite the fan base and sell tickets. He stayed put and didn’t trade up to get the C Schmitz, which is fine, except as soon as Schmitz went off the board, then Caserio spent picks to trade up and get his next highest rated C. Did he have to trade up to get Juice? If he was willing to trade up, why not a couple picks earlier to get Schmitz? Hopefully Tank does great at WR and PR, but Hyatt is a Will Fuller type homerun threat that would’ve paired well on the outside with Metchie in slot. Now we have Metchie and Tank…who plays outside? In the 4th, he traded twice when players like Ringo, Utah CB, Roschon, and the other Ohio St. OT on the board. Even prior to Caserio, the Texans have a history of taking very long shots in rounds 5-7 (maybe 4th too) that hang out on the practice squad for a year then get cut. Before you say most 5-7th picks are long shots, teams that draft guys that have slipped for whatever reason, or take guys with blue chip pasts from P5 programs have better odds of late blooming and making a roster than the DT from Eastern Kinnesaw St. or the TE from Pontius Pilate Plilates D3. Last year the Jets were the post draft darlings, and it turned out correct. This year it’s the Eagles followed by the Giants, and neither team had to make trades to get good players lower than their perceived value. You look at Houston’s draft and if Stroud and Anderson aren’t both stars, it was a fuckup. If Juice and Tank can’t be a contributors, it was a fail. Is anyone seriously expected regular season contributions from anyone taken after Tank? They might as well have traded their 4ths, 5th, 6ths, and 7th for another good 3rd round pick if that’s how Caserio drafts/evaluates.
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2023 NFL DRAFT
So the Rams are still F’ing them picks?
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2023 Houston Texans Offseason - A Huge #2
And they trade out twice and don’t take Ringo, Phillips, or the Ohio St. OT
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2023 Houston Texans Offseason - A Huge #2
You were touting LZ’s grades. LZ had the Minnesota center rated higher. Caserio could have pulled the trigger and got him, but waited and got the next guy a rung or two lower. I don’t give a shit where they are picked. I was bitching because he hesitated and got a lower rated player.
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Texas Basketball 2023-24
Is the lesson to not prioritize the opinions of millionaire ex-players who are not continuously active to help get and retain the most talented players?
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2023 Houston Texans Offseason - A Huge #2
Nevermind. They traded the pick that became Hyatt along with their 5th rounder to take Cougar High WR. 🤦♂️
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2023 Houston Texans Offseason - A Huge #2
Cal trying to lock up the UH frat boy contingent.
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2023 Houston Texans Offseason - A Huge #2
CB Ringo or one of the Tenn WRs plz
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2023 Houston Texans Offseason - A Huge #2
So LZ says we traded up into the second round to get a C with a third round grade (5 picks after the better C got snagged)?
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2023 Houston Texans Offseason - A Huge #2
Caserio was still dumb. He traded up to #62 to grab the third or fourth best C when the Giants got potentially the best C at #57. Why wait to spend capital until after your targets get picked and then spend it to get a consolation prize? Watch them take some shitbox WR 3 picks after Jalin Hyatt gets drafted.
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2023 Houston Texans Offseason - A Huge #2
Depends if they are similar style and come out of the same offense with same coaches. Not fair to compare a Sark-coaches Arch Manning to GD-coach VY. Might be more fair to compare Ohio St. guys all coming from the Urban/Ryan Day system and how they didn’t live up to expectations in the NFL.
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2023 Houston Texans Offseason - A Huge #2
The Browns play the Bengals, Ravens, and Steelers twice, the 49ers, and Jets. Mid level opponents of Jax, Broncos, Cardinals. Only gimmes are probably Titans and Colts. The Texans and Browns picks might not be far apart. 2023 Cleveland Browns Opponents Home Ravens, Bengals, Steelers, Cardinals, Bears, Jaguars, Jets, 49ers, Titans Away Ravens, Bengals, Steelers, Broncos, Texans, Colts
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2023 Houston Texans Offseason - A Huge #2
Here’s the Texans 2023 opponent list. They have 9 home games. The Titans (x2) and Colts (x2) will be shitty. The Falcons and Bucs will probably be bad. Cardinals could be bad. Who knows with Panthers, Broncos, and Saints? They usually split with Jax. It would be great to beat Cleveland for draft picks and f Deshaun. Ravens, Jets, Bengals look like losses on paper, but the NFL has a lot of WTF games. The 2024 Texans won’t be a playoff team, but they probably won’t be bottom 5 either. 2023 OPPONENTS AT NRG STADIM ARIZONA CARDINALS NEW ORLEANS SAINTS TAMPA BAY BUCCANEERS DENVER BRONCOS CLEVELAND BROWNS PITTSBURGH STEELERS INDIANAPOLIS COLTS JACKSONVILLE JAGUARS TENNESSEE TITANS 2023 ROAD OPPONENTS ATLANTA FALCONS CAROLINA PANTHERS BALTIMORE RAVENS CINCINNATI BENGALS NEW YORK JETS INDIANAPOLIS COLTS JACKSONVILLE JAGUARS TENNESSEE TITANS
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2023 Houston Texans Offseason - A Huge #2
Jalin Hyatt, Minnesota center, and Ringo (Georgia CB) were all fringe first round talent and are around the 20th “best available” if you buy into talking head rankings. Texans will have to trade up from #65 into the mid 2nd to get one of them, but they’d all fill needs with a potential Day 1 starter.
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2023 Houston Texans Offseason - A Huge #2
Every QB besides (or maybe including) Bryce Young in the 2023 draft was probably overrated relative to top QB prospects in other years, but Levis gets disproportionately shit on. He did lead lowly Kentucky to a top10 ranking in 2021 and put up good stats in the SEC. He played hurt, had his OC replaced with an idiot (who has since been fired), and lost a lot at OL in 2022 so his stats and wins dropped. Is he a worse QB now? What did Richardson do on the field to merit his hype and #4 pick? The Kipers of the world have repeatedly asked “if you traded Levis and Young or Levis and Stroud, wouldn’t Levis have done better with Bama or Ohio St? How would Young have done with 2022 Kentucky? Stroud with 2022 Kentucky (probably shitty!)?” Stroud and Levis probably deserved to be mid to late firsts and Richardson maybe late first as a lottery ticket based on potential. Texans picked Stroud though so close your eyes and hope for the best.
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2023 Houston Texans Offseason - A Huge #2
They should’ve been going best player available every pick since the 2021 draft, but definitely true now. They could still use a WR, C, OT, DT, LB, CB.
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2023 Houston Texans Offseason - A Huge #2
It seems like he paid the recent market rate to move up that high, and then everyone else started paying less for their trade ups. This draft is shaping up like the teams don’t value the “top players” as much as the ESPN and mock draft people did. Trying to be glass half full that Anderson was worth it. Bijan, Wilson, Carter, and the top three OTs would’ve been off the board by #12.
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2023 Houston Texans Offseason - A Huge #2
Maybe when the dust settles, it will be that NFL teams thought this class was crappy and Anderson was the only player worth a shit? Tennessee wanted to jump in front of Indy for either Stroud or Levis. They could’ve backed out when Houston took Stroud. Other teams wanted Anderson. We’ll probably never what other offers Arizona was entertaining. Arizona got a good deal on #6 because they were all in on the Illinois CB and Pete Carroll buttfucked that plan, so Detroit had to eject.
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2023 Houston Texans Offseason - A Huge #2
You DM Deshaun on Instagram.
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2023 Houston Texans Offseason - A Huge #2
I think giving up 33% of the Deshaun Watson haul to move up from #12 to #3 for Anderson is still a better scenario than if the Texans had gone Tyree Wilson at #2 and either JSN or the guard from Northwestern at #12.