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If you want to rationalize it, age wise this is probably his peak. Early 30’s, been studying the dark side for ten years. By the OT, he was in his 40’s and been on a respirator for 20 years. He still whooped mortals’ asses in Rogue One and mostly beat Luke’s ass. Didn’t Disney say they are already using an AI version of JEJ’s voice in this series? I don’t think he recorded anything new. Plot hole (?): if she was going to foolishly attack Vader one-on-one, why now and not literally any time before now? Kenobi offered a tag team which would have been her best bet, but she turned it down and then attempted a foolish play. She might as well have just started putting bombs in his crapper dome thing where he hangs out while on his star destroyer. Will her next play be to try to steal Luke to give her another chance to kill Vader (now or later on)…even though she just passed on Kenobi’s offer to team up? Or go full dark side and try to steal Luke to win back Vader’s favor? There’s no way she tells Vader or that an Inquisitor finds out about Luke, because Vader wouldn’t have let that shit sit around for 9 years (and not think it’s a coincidence when Leia drops the droids with Death Star plans off on Tatooine). I’m afraid this story is about to make even less sense…and every scene/interaction young Leia has with Ben makes her behavior in Episode 4 (and not telling Luke about it before ESB or ROTJ) very bizarre.

Fuck off, Darth Jeff

Apparently my wife has now committed her and me to attending the game with BIL and Bama alumna, so y’all let me know about those Texas Exes hookups for a four pack.

I was asking if the new expansion franchise would get the trademark rights to the SuperSonics/Sonics, not if the city of Seattle deserved or could get a team.

I think it was their CB AJ Terrell, not Pitts. But still a better deal than with Cleveland.

Or anyone in 8-13 that would be willing to flip flop #17 if we throw in Wood or Gordon.

We went to Corkscrew in Old Town Spring today. Brisket was very good, but the beef rib was disappointingly dried out. Their potato salad was more like super garlic chunky mashed potatoes. Mac’n’cheese and peach and apple cobblers were strong.

[Ep. III rant]: Why did Yoda think it was a good idea to face Palpatine alone instead of with Obi Wan? They were both already on Coruscant, and if one or both of them died in a fight with Palpatine, Anakin had only been on the Dark Side for about 5 minutes so how bad ass of a Sith would he really have become? Also, the whole point would have been to destroy the Empire before it ever formed by cutting off its head.

It would be nice to find some catchers who would bring us out of the worst batting average of all team’s catcher position in MLB history.

If Braums ever made it as far south as north Houston, it would become my family’s most visited fast food burger/ice cream restaurant without question. Texas (south of Dallas) can’t seem to support Okie FF (Braums, Taco Bueno).

How do they fuck up a Jurassic Park movie with dinosaurs, Alan Grant, Star Lord, and Goldblum? You’d think they could mad libs a decent plot out of that combo.

Homelander will laser Hughie’s dick off right as Butcher fires the ultimate weapon. Starlight’s top will disintegrate. Win win win.

Tonight was my boys’ first MLB game in person. Thanks Garcia, Maldonado, Bregman, and everybody else who sucked ass.

In Rogue One, Mon Mothma knows Obi Wan is alive and that Bail knows where he is. She asks him to contact Obi Wan, and Bail tells her he will send Leia. I’m sure he provided more intel to Leia then than relying on her memories as a 9 year old during an abduction crisis. They (Star Wars) probably won’t be able to explain why her greeting to him is so awkward given what happened in this series, but it’s the cost of new content set between two fixed points of canon.

Lance Zierlein said yesterday that the behind the scenes story was the deal was done to Atlanta (3 firsts and a recent first round player) and they had a Skype champagne toast with Falcons people and Deshaun and his agent. Without having done full due diligence but being in a panic, Cleveland called Deshaun’s agent later that night and offered the $230M fully guaranteed, protected for suspensions, and structured to minimize the fine Deshaun might incur from suspension in 2022. They said YEP! and concocted that preposterous story that Deshaun “had a change of heart” overnight and through Cleveland was a better team for him. After all his bitching about the Texans, in the end it was just about getting more money. And Cleveland is likely going to get their taint violated.

In an unforeseen twist, it turns out @wutang75’s daughter used to post on here as @NowThis.

DP, like wutang’s daughter will experience by the second or third port.

Brisket smoke > Axe body spray

I’m disappointed that I’m not Star Wars nerd enough to recognize any of the people on display. Thought they might throw out at least one “mainstream” character for the novices.

Joker’s mom was in the first one and she claimed Thomas Wayne was the illegitimate father?

New England BIL who is dating young Bama alumna: “hey we want to fly down for the Bama Texas game. Can y’all use your Texas Exes group to get us some discount tickets? Doesn’t have to be first row or anything! Thx!”

I guess you would know since you were part of space jam.

What does Baby Yoda have to do with rubbing someone’s taint and anus?

If they want to send a message to asshole criminal players about cute structuring of contracts, they would put him on the commissioners exempt list (paid suspension but he only makes $1M base) for this year while he resolves the civil cases, then hammers him with a 17 game suspension in 2023. It would serve him and the Browns right.