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Murfdogg21

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  1. What does Baby Yoda have to do with rubbing someone’s taint and anus?
  2. If they want to send a message to asshole criminal players about cute structuring of contracts, they would put him on the commissioners exempt list (paid suspension but he only makes $1M base) for this year while he resolves the civil cases, then hammers him with a 17 game suspension in 2023. It would serve him and the Browns right.
  3. Your eyes will explode when you get to the episodes with Zombie Mace Windu!
  4. It might be possible that once or twice, “professional” masseuses would quickly develop romantic feelings and want to engage in consensual sexual acts. But 23+ different women in one year? C’mon Deshaun and Rusty. Either he was soliciting from masseuses that don’t offer happy endings, or he was seeking out (prostitutes) that do offer it. Either way, I think Futureman the pseudo lawyer is incorrect about the legality or that by random coincidence 23+ women offered unsolicited handjobs that they later felt harassed by and filed lawsuits. Between the scale of it and the ridiculous contract Cleveland structured for him (zero team based penalties related to these incidents no matter what comes out; $1M base salary in 2022 to minimize financial impact of suspension), I hope the NFL gets creative and medieval on the Watson and the Browns in his eventual punishment.
  5. “I banged your mom and Quigon banged your granny!”
  6. If they could get a similar deal done with Tucker, it would be incredible that they keep getting these amazing talents during their peak years at below market rates. Just keep that Caribbean and South American farm system churning!
  7. Buzz needs to stop acting like the Empire is a well oiled machine. It appears to be run more like the USSR with poorly trained and informed soldiers throughout its holdings, plenty of territories running rogue, corruption amuck, and gang or mafia type factions having the real control of money and power on many planets.
  8. Damn @Buzzrock! I’m as big of a Ladt Jedi hater as anyone, but I don’t see the same problem here as when they neutered Luke. After 10 years of an Empirial reboot of the entire galaxy, he has become hopeless. Clearly he will regain faith over the remaining 3 (or more) episodes and become the patient sage that always trusts the will of the force. Maybe she will have her mind wiped or she will only talk to Luke in the OT from a certain point of view? Yeah, Bail Organa dropped off Obi Wan and Luke on Tatooine and Yoda on Degobah so he knew where they were. Maul only found him because he used the sith and Jedi holocrons together with Ezra. Rando Jedi kid found him because he happened to be hiding out on Tatooine.
  9. I have a question: did Anakin’s junk melt off on Mustafar and if so does he have a bionic wiener?
  10. Given Disney’s recent record, I thought it was bold but unlikely that they’d cast an African American female as the main villain. Not really a spoiler as much as some fan rumor, but people are pondering if she was a plant by Saw Guerrera after being a force sensitive child (maybe padawan) and they are trying to find Kenobi (the man who maimed Vader) to take down Palpatine.
  11. I give Lucas eternal credit for the story, mythos, and characters, but Anakin Skywalker in Eps. 2 and 3 and his interactions with Padme seem like they were written by a 50 year old, overweight nerdy virgin.
  12. It seemed like he wasn’t sure until he felt his presence. In the Rebels show after he discovered Ahsoka was alive (in approx 3 BBY), he asked Palpatine if they could use her to find Kenobi and Palpatine said “perhaps.”
  13. Speaking of years or the age of the Leia actress, did you know this show is set in 10 BBY, three years after the movie Solo was set. So in 10 years this guy: will be banging her:
  14. Obi Wan and Yoda saw the security video at the Jedi Temple where Palpatine called Anakin by Darth Vader. He just didn’t know he was still alive. That’s why he gives the facial expression and she senses his feelings after she mentions taking him to Lord Vader.
  15. They have said Maul isn’t going to show up in this shit but I hope it is a head fake and there’s a Royal Rumble in the finale.
  16. Whatever happened to flash bangs that they throw through the window before busting down the door?
  17. Will Seattle get the SuperSonics back or do they get the Bud Adams butt fuck treatment?
  18. Raising the age to 21 would knock down several of these types of shootings. 3+ day waiting period would stop some “crimes of passion” but I don’t have a clue how many. Every time this happens, I suggest a middle ground compromise that gun buyers should have a valid psych evaluation on a database somewhere so when the FFL does your background check, it also verifies that you passed an interview with a psychologist. It’s not registration, but if we make sure you have adequate vision for a drivers license, we should require you not be a rage-filled, incel psychopath to buy a gun. Typically conservatives think that is too restrictive and liberals want guns/high cap magazines banned and/or registered.
  19. They never do. At least (by luck) Haskins didn’t kill anyone with his car before it “ran out of gas.” His hooker widow claimed to have talked to him right before it happened but never mentioned how fucked up he was. She was probably planning to sue the dump truck driver and the city and state.
  20. Someone with the handle “RedFive” is too good for animated Star Wars.
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