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Texas St. Armadillos

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  1. The FAFO will be fantastic when the brown people decide to shoot back.
  2. Not PGA, but golf news nonetheless... LPGA to move ANA Inspiration (a major) to Houston in 2023 where Chevron will be the title sponsor. https://www.desertsun.com/story/sports/golf/ana-inspiration/2021/10/05/lpgas-ana-championship-leave-palm-springs-area-texas-after-50-years/6000641001/
  3. I would have liked more backstory on the workers. How they found themselves in those roles. How they got promoted, etc.
  4. Hey, National League. You guys got any takers? Please?
  5. "Generations of pumpkins will stand before you and demand your allegiance. It would be wise to swiftly acknowledge the new gourd overloads that have enveloped this land."
  6. Substitute Bob Gibson for Steve Carlton and this is my list.
  7. eeehhhhh! I'm sorry, your time's run out! What do we have for the losers, judge? Well, for our defendants, it's a life time at exotic Fort Leavenworth! And, for defense counsel Kaffee, that's right, it's a court martial! Yes, Johnny! After falsely accusing a highly decorated Marine officer of conspiracy and perjury, Lieutenant Kaffee will have a long and prosperous career teaching... typewriter maintenance at the Rocco Globbo School for Women! Thank you for playing "Should we or should we not follow the advice of the galactically stupid
  8. I always loved this quick back-and-forth: Jessup: Transfer Santiago? Yes I'm sure you're right. I'm sure that's the thing to do. Wait, I've got a better idea. Lets transfer the whole squad off the base. On second thought- lets transfer the whole Windward Division off the base. John, tell those boys to get down off the fence. They're packing their bags. Tom? Tom: Sir? Jessup: Get me the President on the phone. We're surrendering our position in Cuba. Tom: Yes, sir. Jessup: Wait a minute, Tom. Don't get the President yet. Maybe we should consider this for a second. Dismissed, Tom. Tom: Yes, sir.
  9. Lineup to clinch tonight: Altuve 2B Bregman 3B Alvarez LF Gurriel 1B Tucker RF Correa SS Brantley DH Myers CF Maldonado C
  10. If you're looking for Gail and Padma, they will be at Discovery Green on Saturday for the Women's March. https://houston.culturemap.com/news/city-life/09-29-21-padma-lakshmi-gail-simmons-houston-womens-march-discovery-green-city-hall-sylvester-turner-lina-hidalgo/
  11. I think this with a combination of a Squid Game tournament could turn this whole thing around.
  12. He sounds like a kid running for Student Council promising to lower the soda machine prices from 75 cents down to 50 cents.
  13. Which vacuum sealer are you referring to? I see a bunch on their site.
  14. I still have a bunch of coupons/tickets from 2019 left over. Does that mean mine are now worth double their original value? You know, like investing in Forever stamps? Edit: Just saw the article linked on the last page.
  15. Will be on Episode 6 tonight. I think this is the aforementioned marbles episode.
  16. I always talk about Fey replacing Lorne as the show-runner, but maybe Lorne is grooming Kenan? Who knows. Lorne will probably outlive us all.
  17. But don't you dare say "Brooksy" or they will kick you out.
  18. I hope Bryson/Scheffler lead off the afternoon, with Bryson kicking it off with an attempt to drive #1.
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