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SaucyJack

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  1. Simulation about to inject a Statute of Frauds defense cuz of the Social Contract.
  2. We were promised a Kraken...ala Four Seasons Lawn and Landscaping, we got a Krackhead.
  3. They're unloading your Kraken.
  4. "Four whores and seven years ago, our father who is in heaven, wrapped himself in a beautiful flag...." 1
  5. Maybe ol' Sidney knew what she had to do for her client? Audience of 1.
  6. Classic dog and pony show. No effect on presidential election. (Penn) https://policy.pasenategop.com/media-advisory-mastriano-and-senate-majority-policy-committee-to-vet-election-issues/ https://www.wfmz.com/news/state/giuliani-set-to-appear-before-hearing-conducted-by-pennsylvania-republicans/article_6ed456ac-0368-5282-b1e5-53ecbdec1573.html
  7. https://flightaware.com/live/airport/EPKK
  8. That's today. Here's tomorrow's:
  9. What is now clear: Repubs and Trumpsters are at each others throats behind close doors and slowly spilling into public.
  10. Environmentally friendly, too.
  11. https://www.democracydocket.com/states/
  12. Pablo, honey? Please come to Florida!
  13. I've had exposure to various plans. If I understand your Q correctly, the answer would be yes, but only after the sale transaction had taken place. For the last 30 years, I've had an extremely aggressive equity portfolio (95% +). Cost averaging, riding indexes and individual stocks up, down, up (portfolio was down 32% at one point this year). With that said, I'd been waiting to raise cash, and finally pulled the trigger day after election continuing through end of Friday. My equity allocation is down to 71%. My plan is to get to 55-65% fairly soon, then either way buy back in. We'll see, but I feel like things are going to slow down again, even without govt intervention. People will self-quarantine. Relief packages will mitigate some.
  14. Some folks are good at shooting animals near a feeder under the guise of "hunting"; and formerly enabled the Roves, Atwaters, etc.; and engaging in loud mouthed hyperbole; and want to direct others while sitting on a ledge when the fight breaks out to repair a nation. Others IRL and elsewhere have taken on the Roves, et., al, since the start, will continue to do so; and will never bow to their bullshit, much less sit and bitch from a ledge.
  15. /csb alert- cliff: Mid 90s - Snorkeling/Diving off of Cozumel on private charter (bachelor party). End day by drinking at local bar then boarding public ferry back to mainland. Beautiful sunset. Life is grand. Then darkness and gulf wind. On second deck drinking at bar, got music going. Bartender cool and playing our shit. Flirting going on ( 3 Cowboy cheerleaders, who happened to know one of the guy's sisters, totally coincidental, on the ferry). BAM! Fucking tropical storm rolls up (who knew? apparently not these fuckers or our dumbasses). Boat starts rocking like a hurricane; Hard, hard rain sideways under roof. Announcement: "please proceed to lower deck and be aware of all life preserver stations". Most everybody scurries downstairs to find life jackets. Bartender says " I'm Out", and left. Boat is tilting like a MF. I proceed to walk around the bar, play "The End" pour tequila shots and become bartender. Next 35 minutes is nothing but FUCK IT, we got our gear, let's drink and rock! Very, very surreal dancing with one of these chicks later at 1 am in a Cancun club to "it ain"t over till it's over".
  16. Dotard: HOW'S YOUR 401K DOING? Drumphkin: Awesome: $ 7239 balance, $52,192 Loan balance. FUCK OBAMA!
  17. I'm hearing he's not as solid to us as we think. Something about a massive shit clog in every room of the house he's being asked to occupy.
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