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  1. Ex-Oregon football star Keanon Lowe credited with stopping gunman at Portland school PORTLAND, Ore. — A former college football standout at the University of Oregon was credited Friday with tackling an armed man at a Portland, Oregon, high school before any shots were fired. Keanon Lowe, who is now a football and track coach and security guard at Parkrose High School, told reporters as he was leaving a police interview late Friday that he was tired but relieved at the outcome, The Oregonian/OregonLive reported. No one was injured in the incident, and there are no other suspects. Police declined to release any information about the armed individual, including whether or not he was a student at the school. Police spokesman Sgt. Brad Yakots did not return a call or page seeking comment on Lowe’s reported involvement. “I’m just happy everyone was OK,” Lowe said as he walked out of the school about four hours after the incident, according to The Oregonian/OregonLive. “I’m happy I was able to be there for the kids and for the community.” Lowe didn’t reply to messages sent on Twitter or LinkedIn. Yakots, the police spokesman, said a firearm was recovered at the scene. The school was evacuated and a nearby middle school was on lockdown for several hours as the investigation unfolded. The outcome was “the best case scenario, absolutely,” Yakots said. “The staff member did an excellent job by all accounts, (and) our officers arrived within minutes and went right in.” Students recounted how a man entered their government class in the school’s fine arts building – separate from the main building – just before noon. Lowe had been in the classroom earlier looking for the man, whom other students identified as an 18-year-old senior at Parkrose. About 10 minutes before the end of class, the student appeared in the doorway in a black trench coat and pulled out a long gun from beneath his coat, senior Justyn Wilcox, who also was in the room, told The Oregonian/OregonLive. The student didn’t point the gun at anyone, Alexa Pope said. Students fled out the back door because the gunman was blocking the main doorway. “As I was running, I was just like, 'Lord don’t let this be it,' ” Pope told the newspaper. In college, Lowe was a star wide receiver at the University of Oregon, playing from 2011 to 2014. He caught 10 touchdown passes in his college career and had nearly 900 receiving yards and also saw playing time on special teams. After college, he worked as an offensive analyst for the San Francisco 49ers and as an analyst for the Philadelphia Eagles. Lowe began working at Parkrose last year as the school’s head football and track and field coach, according to his LinkedIn profile. Before that, he worked for his high school alma mater, Jesuit High, where he earned state defensive player of the year as a defensive back and was a standout sprinter.
  2. I laughed and I hate myself for it
  3. Is ziegenbock any good? I've never tried it but in my mind it's on par with shiner
  4. If it has a cat in it it goes here
  5. What's a good place to watch the game tomorrow in the Plano area? Was thinking maybe Hub Streat in Plano, not sure if they have much of a hockey scene though. Happiest Hour would be ideal but it's a hell of a hike/uber from where I live.
  6. There's too many people on this planet anyway, I'm all for letting people make decisions that will help with that issue. The only thing that pisses me off is when dumbfucks take on the liability and then sue when reality smacks them upside the head.
  7. NateHitch

    Getting old sucks

    Haven't perused the whole thread yet so this might have been covered but when you're recovering from the surgery don't cough or sneeze and hold off on shitting for as long as possible. I sneezed the day after and would have preferred death over that. I avoided the pain meds too cause they can stuff you up and trust me, you don't want to be forcing a turd out the following week. And outside of that, as much as it sucks, get up and move around every hour. It'll suck ass but you'll be glad you did in the end. Good luck.
  8. Yeah fuck that and the builder that thought it'd be a good idea. Ain't nobody want an open concept bathroom when they have a stomach bug.
  9. Was there to watch the Stars wrap it up against Nashville, will be a LOT more expensive to watch them wrap this one up
  10. good god what a bunch of bitches y'all have become
  11. Bishop is a bad motherfucker. And I can't stand this woman announcer, what a fucking beating. Trying to sync the Ticket so I can listen to razor but it only works up until commercial breaks
  12. Speaking of farts and shit, how do y'all handle the wife/girlfriend pooping thing? If it's obvious, like I walk into the bedroom and notice the bathroom door is closed and the vent fans are on I'll usually avoid the area for the next hour or so. I'll just use the guest bathroom in the meantime. But sometimes I'll venture in just to see if girl poop is as rank as mine, I like to entertain the idea that there's no possible way hers can be worse than mine. I've grown a bit over the years when I used to think she didn't fart or poop, now I just try to act like it has to smell better than what I produce but my infrequent ventures into the post-poop zone have my world crashing down in front of my eyes.
  13. Your dumps are a lot more involved than mine. I usually just sit down and take a shit.
  14. Just the Kroger brand curly fries. First time using them but they're pretty damn good, they crisp up really well in the oven
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