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    Would it be wrong if...

    NateHitch replied to a topic in Lulz

    I either don't answer the door or open it a foot or so and slam it. Did get caught by JH folks when I was working in the garage a few months ago. I feigned interest for a few min and then said "Well I'm interested but I just don't know for sure, it's all so confusing" Waited for her to start talking and flipped on the table saw and started cutting a piece of 1/4" plywood into strips. Dumb bitch stood there for about 30 seconds before getting the point and walked away. Wasted some plywood but was well worth it.
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    Drink a beer or two more and shoot your foot, report back on how it felt
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    May be a repost, I remember seeing this a while back but not from this angle.
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    Well shit, I need to look into this then. My 2.0 is a few years old, might need the lawn and garden with laser sight for Christmas
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    I think the lawn and garden is just the 2.0 with a different time paint scheme
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    We're not going to be ok if we keep calling the same plays every series and hope it works this time. Play calling is atrocious, there's no imagination or unpredictability. We're not using any plays to set up anything later on, it's just a shit show.
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    Just realized this doesn't even apply to the subject. I'm a little drunk but now you know a little more than you did a second ago
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    My wife farted in her sleep a few nights ago. Been married to her for 17 years, I've known/dated/been married to her over half my life and that's the first time I've ever heard her blow one out. Bless her heart for hiding it that long but damn right I was fanning the covers. Had it in my mind that girl farts smell like cinnamon and world peace but that one just smelled like a pulled pork fart. Still proud of her though even if she has no idea, pretty impressive fart.
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    To Bloviate

    NateHitch replied to Doc Holliday's topic in Lulz

    I picture my younger son using words he's not quite sure the definition of in a desperate, futile attempt to get out of a lie or in an equally desperate attempt to twist my words around to suit whatever his argument was. Little fucker will be a damn good lawyer, mark my words.
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    Anyone that's ever owned a Husky will understand
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    2 lbs? If you're taking a 12 lb brisket down to 10 lbs just by trimming fat then you're either choosing the wrong brisket or trimming just to be trimming. Keep it simple. Last time I was worried about fat around the edges I just told your mom to stop calling me, problem solved.
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    Great idea, terrible execution
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    Spiderman

    NateHitch replied to Constant's topic in Video Games

    Been burned too many times by Spiderman games but I'm curious about this one. Want to wait a month and see what people are saying though
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    Absolute massacre this morning. Rained all day and the flies congregated under the porch cover. Made a bloody mary and put a peeled banana on a paper plate on the table in the back patio. Wife sipped her coffee and talked about this, that and something or other while I shot the fuck out of some flies. Looked at the laser guide. Wasn't all that interested until I saw that you can calibrate it, will definitely be grabbing one.
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    Can't wait for Herman's snarky ass responses to valid questions in the post gamer
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    That silly little fag dance their kicker does before kicking just pours more salt on the wound
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    Thought when we hired Herman we'd have an interesting, unpredictable offense. Wasn't expecting Shawn Watson 2.0. Run up the middle twice, incomplete pass, punt. What a waste of a Saturday night.
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    It's a pinch of salt. You won't even notice it unless you only vacuum your floors twice a month
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    Speaking of wives - they don't respond well to being shot in the foot, even from across the room
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    Yeah you got a bad one. That happened with the first one I had. I called them and they sent a new one out for free, no questions asked.

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