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Uncle Boobs

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  1. Thanks for asking. Whatever this poison inside of me is it quickly did work on my central nervous system as I had severe muscle spasms and the inevitable drooling. At that point my entire digestive system collapsed and that was accompanied by uncontrollable flatulence. As I type this I have been reduced to a quivering wasted piece of jelly.
  2. Welp. I have a slight fever and dryness of throat. Also something appears to be attacking my red blood cells because I'm becoming dizzy and beginning to experience an itchy rash.
  3. The allnighter. One crazy summer. Sixteen candles. Midnight madness. Police academy.
  4. I haven't had this much sex since I was boy scout leader.
  5. https://tasteofcountry.com/john-prine-hospitalized-critical-coronavirus/ True legend. God bless you John.
  6. Wait CTJ is calling other people "idiots" after all the stupid shit he's been posting in this thread?
  7. Didn't hear or feel Jack shit in heights. Thought everyone would like to know.
  8. I've got th through sun booked at the holiday inn Express downtown baton rouge.
  9. I am in Palestine and they got this motherfucker here!!!
  10. Jetsons football episode should be at the top of the rankings.
  11. I wonder if he works/worked at Dr Drunkenstein's hospice?
  12. What if you got hit in the head by 5 lb mini Ditka?
  13. Does a hobby horse have a hickory cock?
  14. Almost as good as Grendel's night golfing accuracy.
  15. Has the final roster not yet been announced?
  16. FYI: Some nice pairs of tickets are available still for face value down low in sections 110, 111,127, 128, 129 and 131 for potential Game 5 of ALDS on astros.com. I just grabbed 3 in row 4, section 110 for $179 each. Hopefully won't go 5 games, but if you are so inclined just a heads up.
  17. This THuJones poster is a beating. Is he /she new?
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