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Uncle Boobs

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  1. I am a real American. Fight for the rights of every man.
  2. Surely this is gonna be a total shit show.
  3. Uhhh
  4. Shirley you are kidding.
  5. Well this conversation is certainly pleasant.
  6. It's an entirely different kind of homeless.
  7. That's tighter than a frog's ass.
  8. Good Lord this sucks Ass.
  9. Oh and you won't need a place to stay. Just store your shit in the train station and catch an occasional siesta on one of the grassy plazas.
  10. I ran in 1999. Your premise of not drinking sangria on race day is flawed. The run is first thing in the morning so your best option is to stay up all night getting hammered drunk. Get there early and grab a spot about 200 meters up from the release point a little before the bend. As for drinking, wander down any alley and there will be bar after bar after bar. Also you can go in any store and buy bottles of sangria and walk around bottles in hand with no issue. When I was there I saw very few tourists. Mostly just drunk Spaniards who like to party. Good luck.
  11. Holy shit Gillibrand is annoying.
  12. Native Americans are known for their velvet skin.
  13. Did they just go to break because Frank Drebin was peeing into the open microphone? Clown show.
  14. Had no idea deoderant and antiperspirant were different things.
  15. You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?
  16. Say it again!
  17. FY MP
  18. Why waste hours a day listening to shitty hot takes on shitty debate shows on ESPN when instead I can just spend hours a day on Surlyhorns reading even shittier hot takes?
  19. Uncle Boobs

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    Riva's
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