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Uncle Boobs

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  1. That's tighter than a frog's ass.
  2. Oh and you won't need a place to stay. Just store your shit in the train station and catch an occasional siesta on one of the grassy plazas.
  3. I ran in 1999. Your premise of not drinking sangria on race day is flawed. The run is first thing in the morning so your best option is to stay up all night getting hammered drunk. Get there early and grab a spot about 200 meters up from the release point a little before the bend. As for drinking, wander down any alley and there will be bar after bar after bar. Also you can go in any store and buy bottles of sangria and walk around bottles in hand with no issue. When I was there I saw very few tourists. Mostly just drunk Spaniards who like to party. Good luck.
  4. Native Americans are known for their velvet skin.
  5. Did they just go to break because Frank Drebin was peeing into the open microphone? Clown show.
  6. Had no idea deoderant and antiperspirant were different things.
  7. You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?
  8. Why waste hours a day listening to shitty hot takes on shitty debate shows on ESPN when instead I can just spend hours a day on Surlyhorns reading even shittier hot takes?
  9. First ones that popped into my head: Planes trains and automobiles - Del Griffin's "I like Me, my wife likes me" speech. Naked Gun - Entire baseball sequence with Enrico Pallazo umpiring Boogie Nights - "Sister Christian" scene Moulin Rouge - Final "Come what may" scene Star Wars - Crazy bar scene
  10. Well fuck. Everybody else is just pussy footing around. I might as well start this shit. GS in 4 Houston in 4 OKC in 4 Denver in 7 Houston in 6 OKC in 6 Houston in 5 Bucks in 4 Raptors in 4 Sixers in 4 Cs in 7 Sixers in 6 Bucks in 6 Sixers in 7 Rockets in 7.
  11. That looks like exactly what I see when I close my eyes really tight.
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