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Uncle Boobs

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Everything posted by Uncle Boobs

  1. Had no idea deoderant and antiperspirant were different things.
  2. You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?
  3. Say it again!
  4. FY MP
  5. Why waste hours a day listening to shitty hot takes on shitty debate shows on ESPN when instead I can just spend hours a day on Surlyhorns reading even shittier hot takes?
  6. Uncle Boobs replied to Landomatic's topic in Houston
    Riva's
  7. That's a lot of Rivers.
  8. First ones that popped into my head: Planes trains and automobiles - Del Griffin's "I like Me, my wife likes me" speech. Naked Gun - Entire baseball sequence with Enrico Pallazo umpiring Boogie Nights - "Sister Christian" scene Moulin Rouge - Final "Come what may" scene Star Wars - Crazy bar scene
  9. Well fuck. Everybody else is just pussy footing around. I might as well start this shit. GS in 4 Houston in 4 OKC in 4 Denver in 7 Houston in 6 OKC in 6 Houston in 5 Bucks in 4 Raptors in 4 Sixers in 4 Cs in 7 Sixers in 6 Bucks in 6 Sixers in 7 Rockets in 7.
  10. That looks like exactly what I see when I close my eyes really tight.
  11. I love Rick Barnes. Rick Barnes is a great coach and often a hilarious man. Rick Barnes has been to the Sweet Sixteen 7 times in 32 seasons. He has coached up some unheralded teams and also disappointed with star laden teams. Mark Few has been to 9 Sweet Sixteens in 20 seasons. His teams have historically had unheralded players and low recruiting rankings. I root for Rick Barnes at Tennessee because I enjoyed his time at Texas. However, criticism of him is justified.
  12. WTF. I wanted to hear what Bruce had to say. Bullshit CBS.
  13. 1980 plymouth horizon. The am radio only worked when you hit the gas pedal. When you slowed down to a stop sign, nothing but static. Speed up and kasey kasum would be delivering the long distance request line.
  14. Being a nudist and also a shartmaster has not been good for my furniture.
  15. I'm the most humble poster on this thread and it's not even close.
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