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Uncle Boobs

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  1. So, what is the consensus on these two? Which is more fuckable?
  2. So I've been noticing this butterface in my neighborhood running for the last several months. In my mind I've been rating her a ten body and about a two face. Yesterday she stopped to talk to me, I invited her over and today we fucked. Turns out she's about a 5 in the face but with her clothes off only about an 8 on the body. 8 + 5 = 13 is seemingly better than 10 + 2 = 12. But I gotta say I was disappointed. What say thee? When it comes to butterfaces does the body always overtake the face. Like is a nine body and one face a whole shitload better than a 6 body and a 5 face. Even though 10 less than 11? I'm pretty sure a better body always gives you a 2 point cushion. So 10 body zero face equals 8 body 4 face. Everyone agree?
  3. Yeah. Exactly. And what's the deal with airline food?
  4. If we lose all of our money can we buy in more? I like to live dangerously.
  5. 90% chance that I get in tomorrow.
  6. My cardboard cutout is looking kinda sexy.
  7. Its an entirely different kind of posting.
  8. Gargling flat rates of Covid works in Texas but the extreme instances are intending to continue without 21% in reduction despite attempting this in hospitals or under scale to differentiate. Unless the government understands or tributes this down or further South, doctors won't enter or use manual conditions.
  9. So my wife went to HEB a few days ago and since I was busy mowing the lawn she took our cute little dog Monster with her to the store. She only ran in to the store for a short list of essentials (hemmorhoid cream, Mountain Dew Zero, Busch Light and Hot Sauce). She put the dog in her crate and cracked the window. She sprayed water and dropped a bunch of ice cubes into the crate to keep her cool. Our dog has a disorder that makes her whine when she is happy. Well apparently some know it all WANNABE HERO KAREN walked by wifes car and called the police because she heard Monster whining. It was only 100 degrees and like I said we cooled down the crate with ice. Then the jerk opened my wife's car door and stole our dog FROM THE CAR until the police arrived. Once out of the store my wife was SHOCKED to see the police, a security guard and this KAREN holding my STOLEN dog. After a heated discussion with all involved my wife got Monster back. I am thinking we should sue this lady for emotional distress and theft. Thoughts??
  10. And this 7 day wait between testing and results is a huge problem . . . And likely leads many symptomatic folks to avoid testing.
  11. I just want to say please nobody post any more pictures in this thread. I want to keep staring at those gorgeous titties in the water on the tapatalk preview.
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