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Irish Wrist Watch

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  1. I stand corrected and I too take it all back. Unfortunately, I didn't see the second half, but obviously what happened was that the QB i badmouthed got a half worth of actual playing time and suddenly remembered what it's like to play football. Go figure. Guess everyone needs a little practice (are you listening, Jerry). I'm definitely ordering my SB tickets and plan to be in the audience when they name Mills MVP. (Kinda liked what I saw out of the D in the first half, just didn't expect them to win the game in OT - which is what I think happened)
  2. Texans reach midfield - City to hold parade. They punt. Nice coverage.
  3. Come on refs, keep it close
  4. Presumably this Houston fucking quarterback played for a college, although I gotta wonder if it was one of those mail-in diploma schools. Hard to believe with all the colleges in America with QBs who don't make the pros that Davis Mills is the best they can do. Pretty good sign that this coaching staff and mgmt team have their heads up their asses.
  5. Maybe we should be asking what criteria Jerry uses for his pics. If you recall, Jones told a reporter that he'd seen Troy Aikman in the shower and that he looked pretty good there too... So might there be another criteria - some kind of secret bragging rights that these owners share with each other? Something that makes it acceptable to take a bath on draft day, so to speak? Are there hidden cameras? Maybe these guys were superstars off the field, if you know what I mean? Maybe there's a tie-in with the referees? Although if it's the refs, their over-penalization would indicate that our Cowboys haven't been carrying their share of the load after hours. Or maybe the refs are jealous seeing as they became refs to compensate for their inability to please women? Just sayin'...
  6. Remember, the NCAA wants Texas and a red hot Arch Manning in the playoffs. Gotta give 'em what they want.
  7. Someone with photoshop design a gravestone for Jerry Jones: Date of Birth (whatever that is) -> Date of Death (leave open) Nothing at the bottom about beloved father, husb etc. None of that shit. All it says is: "Hired Jimmy Johnson"
  8. That dood it! Go Horns. Get rested, get healthy, get ready!
  9. So what, the vaunted Dallas offense has eaked out ten fucking points to a team that just lost five in a row
  10. In fact, Dak himself is and has been a waste of time and money
  11. That was a wasted fucking throw
  12. Well that's what happens when you fuck aroudn for three quarters
  13. Forward motion
  14. I'm tellin' ya, this offense is amazing!
  15. Williams! You motherfucker!
  16. He's like that guy from Dune.
  17. Clott went for the TD because he knew we were going to steamroll the Cards tonight.
  18. Remember though, the Offense did score three points in the Third Qtr. That was infinitely better than the first half, mathematically speaking.
  19. Terrible call. Ball was in the air too long, cross field. They only needed four. They oughta fire Clottershotten right after the game.
  20. Hey, at 32 Alexander the Great had conquered the civilized world. Stevie Wonder could DC against the Pussyboys
  21. You'll eventually need to go to a house where nobody knows your name. You won't be allowed to make phone calls.
  22. If Dak can hold it a little longer he might get some reward points
  23. Come on, Drew. Thirty seconds after this game ends Dak is going to be thinking about a nice steak, a bottle of bubbly, and some hot snatch (presumably). He's just wasn't "into" that first half. It was bringing him down, man. Now that we're losing, maybe he'll try a little harder.
  24. The Dallas Pussyboys.
  25. Who says they have loose vaginas. More info is needed
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