Presumably this Houston fucking quarterback played for a college, although I gotta wonder if it was one of those mail-in diploma schools. Hard to believe with all the colleges in America with QBs who don't make the pros that Davis Mills is the best they can do. Pretty good sign that this coaching staff and mgmt team have their heads up their asses.
Maybe we should be asking what criteria Jerry uses for his pics. If you recall, Jones told a reporter that he'd seen Troy Aikman in the shower and that he looked pretty good there too...
So might there be another criteria - some kind of secret bragging rights that these owners share with each other? Something that makes it acceptable to take a bath on draft day, so to speak? Are there hidden cameras? Maybe these guys were superstars off the field, if you know what I mean? Maybe there's a tie-in with the referees? Although if it's the refs, their over-penalization would indicate that our Cowboys haven't been carrying their share of the load after hours. Or maybe the refs are jealous seeing as they became refs to compensate for their inability to please women? Just sayin'...
Someone with photoshop design a gravestone for Jerry Jones: Date of Birth (whatever that is) -> Date of Death (leave open)
Nothing at the bottom about beloved father, husb etc. None of that shit. All it says is: "Hired Jimmy Johnson"
Come on, Drew. Thirty seconds after this game ends Dak is going to be thinking about a nice steak, a bottle of bubbly, and some hot snatch (presumably). He's just wasn't "into" that first half. It was bringing him down, man.
Now that we're losing, maybe he'll try a little harder.
So Mr. Intensity, Dak (The Rock) Prescott, steps up and through sheer human will, pushes the mighty Dallas offense (the likes of which the NFL hasn't seen for at least twenty years) to what would have been a record tying 68-yard FG that would have given that offense an amazing 3-point half. The NFL Hall of Fame bigwigs have entered an emergency meeting to consider early entry into their ranks for the amazing Rock of Dallas. Will Jerry rename the stadium in Dak's honor? Perhaps erecting a Big Texish figure beckoning all to buy their hundred-dollar tickets for unforgettable star-laden excitement.