Everything posted by Irish Wrist Watch
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Dallas Cowboys MNF Thread
So what, the vaunted Dallas offense has eaked out ten fucking points to a team that just lost five in a row
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Dallas Cowboys MNF Thread
In fact, Dak himself is and has been a waste of time and money
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Dallas Cowboys MNF Thread
That was a wasted fucking throw
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Dallas Cowboys MNF Thread
Well that's what happens when you fuck aroudn for three quarters
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Dallas Cowboys MNF Thread
Forward motion
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Dallas Cowboys MNF Thread
I'm tellin' ya, this offense is amazing!
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Dallas Cowboys MNF Thread
Williams! You motherfucker!
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Dallas Cowboys MNF Thread
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Dallas Cowboys MNF Thread
Clott went for the TD because he knew we were going to steamroll the Cards tonight.
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Dallas Cowboys MNF Thread
Remember though, the Offense did score three points in the Third Qtr. That was infinitely better than the first half, mathematically speaking.
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Dallas Cowboys MNF Thread
Terrible call. Ball was in the air too long, cross field. They only needed four. They oughta fire Clottershotten right after the game.
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Dallas Cowboys MNF Thread
Hey, at 32 Alexander the Great had conquered the civilized world. Stevie Wonder could DC against the Pussyboys
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Dallas Cowboys MNF Thread
You'll eventually need to go to a house where nobody knows your name. You won't be allowed to make phone calls.
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Dallas Cowboys MNF Thread
If Dak can hold it a little longer he might get some reward points
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Dallas Cowboys MNF Thread
Come on, Drew. Thirty seconds after this game ends Dak is going to be thinking about a nice steak, a bottle of bubbly, and some hot snatch (presumably). He's just wasn't "into" that first half. It was bringing him down, man. Now that we're losing, maybe he'll try a little harder.
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Dallas Cowboys MNF Thread
The Dallas Pussyboys.
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Dallas Cowboys MNF Thread
Who says they have loose vaginas. More info is needed
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Dallas Cowboys MNF Thread
So Mr. Intensity, Dak (The Rock) Prescott, steps up and through sheer human will, pushes the mighty Dallas offense (the likes of which the NFL hasn't seen for at least twenty years) to what would have been a record tying 68-yard FG that would have given that offense an amazing 3-point half. The NFL Hall of Fame bigwigs have entered an emergency meeting to consider early entry into their ranks for the amazing Rock of Dallas. Will Jerry rename the stadium in Dak's honor? Perhaps erecting a Big Texish figure beckoning all to buy their hundred-dollar tickets for unforgettable star-laden excitement.
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Dallas Cowboys MNF Thread
The blockers got in lamb's way
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Dallas Cowboys MNF Thread
We started out the game with a couple of nice running plays... then threw a pass and it was like we were addicted to passing - the easy yards
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Dallas Cowboys MNF Thread
Nice coverage. How many millions a year is that sack of shit getting paid?
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Dallas Cowboys 2025 season thread: 8-9 and divine. The world according to Jerry
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2025 CFB Polls/Rankings Thead
better than Nancy Sinatra Sugartown - thanks fucking Geico (or whichever insurance scamco running that ad)
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Houston Texans 2025 Season Thread
If Ding Dong hadn't gotten injured, they'da won this one.
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Houston Texans 2025 Season Thread
Let's see if we try to get them to score a TD on this and if Denver takes the bait