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  1. The Dallas Pussyboys.
  2. Who says they have loose vaginas. More info is needed
  3. So Mr. Intensity, Dak (The Rock) Prescott, steps up and through sheer human will, pushes the mighty Dallas offense (the likes of which the NFL hasn't seen for at least twenty years) to what would have been a record tying 68-yard FG that would have given that offense an amazing 3-point half. The NFL Hall of Fame bigwigs have entered an emergency meeting to consider early entry into their ranks for the amazing Rock of Dallas. Will Jerry rename the stadium in Dak's honor? Perhaps erecting a Big Texish figure beckoning all to buy their hundred-dollar tickets for unforgettable star-laden excitement.
  4. The blockers got in lamb's way
  5. We started out the game with a couple of nice running plays... then threw a pass and it was like we were addicted to passing - the easy yards
  6. Nice coverage. How many millions a year is that sack of shit getting paid?
  7. better than Nancy Sinatra Sugartown - thanks fucking Geico (or whichever insurance scamco running that ad)
  8. If Ding Dong hadn't gotten injured, they'da won this one.
  9. Let's see if we try to get them to score a TD on this and if Denver takes the bait
  10. Well there's a surprise
  11. Time to go into prevent
  12. Did this QB ever QB a football game before. How the fuck did he get into the NFL. They don't trust him to throw a five yard pass
  13. Looked like helmet to helmet to me
  14. Refs gonna step in soon
  15. The slide wasn't that late. Shoulda been called
  16. Surprised they didn't call helmet to helmet
  17. A pump fake? Could he have thrown it into a more crowded area? No!
  18. It's about time he ran it
  19. This is the team that dominated Dallas last week. Fuck you, Jerry. Eat it, Clottenschott
  20. It was the follow up player. Coach these motherfuckers
  21. Textbook example , I think
  22. The bullshit pavia pulled on the sideline when he pulled the defender into his body then backpedaled to the ground should not be tolerated. Shit like that (apparently, it's now a deal for the D to coordinate movement to make it appear to the offensive linemen that the play has started in order to get them to move) that threatens to turn the sport into a fucking sideshow. Not only should it be considered Unsportsman-like Conduct and a fifteen yard penalty, the players should be penalized with subsequent game playing time. This will only get worse until the NCAA acts. Fuck Pavia.
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