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Irish Wrist Watch

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  1. Would love to see him win a game with a seventy yarder
  2. Time for a quick hitter... I mean delayed handoff.... oops. Clottenschotter needs a brain cleanse
  3. Slow down the pass rush up the middle with a fullback. Have Arch take a deeper drop, then push the outside rushers around Arch as he steps up into the pocket. THis should also give him bigger gaps should he decide to scramble.
  4. The explanation is simple: Sark's a moron. He's got personal problems. Probably not sleeping at night. Can't think straight.
  5. You have a way with words. Hopefully the board will see the next generation of sports board chat. So if the game tonight was Surly pron, the goal line stand would be the grand facial. The holding penalty would be discovering the condom had a big hole in it, and the winning FG would be your date's pimp arriving to take her away so you could get back to more Surly pursuits - i.e., solving the lack of talent in ranks of 300 lb blockers and 100 lb . hookers.
  6. How about the defensive player who celebrated tackling the runner in-bounds to keep the clock moving, but he didn't bother to really tackle the FMer and the guy got out of bounds. This is showboating. "I want to show the audience that I'm so engaged that I beat everyone else to signaling that great play to them. No goddamn awareness. Showboaters...
  7. Agreed that Manning probably bears half the blame. Arch hit a couple of 20 yarders, but he missed a bunch of others across the spectrum. He needs to sit the fuck out next week. He needs to see his replacement go thru the motions. He needs to stay engaged and figure it all out, but not as a starter. He doesn't have the skills. We cannot let a worthy QB sit on the bench while our Defense plays its heart out hoping to get into the playoffs just so that an overhyped pretty boy can log time. If Sark fucks this up for those boys, he should be fired. He's got a problem. He's not keeping up. He's not getting it done.
  8. That was Whoopie Goldberg ugly
  9. chicken shit hold call
  10. Okay, that was pretty good! Nice GSS, Defense. You the men.
  11. There's some young players out there. Sark shoulda called timeout and told the whole team to not go out of bounds. He's the fucking problem. \ There's something wrong with Sark
  12. Mr. "I don't need an OC" can't think to tell his offense to stay in bounds
  13. Amateur hour. Basic fucking clock management, and we can't do it.
  14. Fuck this up the middle shit. Run it outside. We're not close enough
  15. Shipley can't make this. Punt the ball if we don't get any closer
  16. Arch keeper around end
  17. Make 'em use their time outs and score. Need at least one more first down and 25-30 more yards to be sure. No incomplete passes
  18. Now that's how you field a tight punt
  19. Sark shoulda benched Manning. Written it off to a bad night and get us a win
  20. This looks like Junior College shit
  21. Nick Saban would be collapsing players' helmets on the sideline he'd be so mad
  22. maybe arch needs to take deeper drops
  23. uncatchable and the fucking moron has to wrap his arms around the receiver
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