Irish Wrist Watch

The only reason Dak did anything today was because he finally began running the ball. Guess the fuck what... He's fucking injury prone... as in Injury Prone. So put in a fucking running QB and let him run, then occasionally, throw a few. i.e. Trey Lance. Come on McCarthy. Show us he's not capable. On the field in a big game situation. McCarthy to Jerry: Fuck you. No Trey Lance for You

Dak's gotta get up in the air and make that throw - not some half hearted pass to the receivers feet

Dufus defender. That was a lateral, would have been ruled a fumble on review had the shithead had the presence to grab the ball and run with it

Hey, thousands of innocent people would die... OTOH....

Maybe we'll see a few paper bags covering heads in the crowd today, although I guess you'd need the network to show it. In any case, looking forward to another near comeback loss.

Speaking of the devil

Tough shit psu. your QB coulda walked into the end zone on first and second down. FU

Sorry for the delay. Didn't hear anything for a few weeks and the thread dropped off my radar. In no particular order. Talk about a detailed answer. Thanks. Would like to get these turned around. Planted a couple of Red Oaks in Lost Creek back in the day and all I ever did to them was cut off lower branches - and they grew like crazy. Looked pretty good IIRC. I want to say in ten years they grew to maybe 30' high. Suspect having good soil helps. Might be a bit of the problem here 70mi west. That stump just broke off in my hand. Def will angle cut it. Thought I'd get it all done at one at once. Did the base of one last weekend. Probably could have been a little larger. At least exposed a little root flare. Used some kind of porous black paper screen covered with Cedar Mulch to fill. Pulled out a bunch of grass. poisoned the rest. Hope the Round Up wasn't a mistake. Definitely will make a larger "bed" around Tree number two (multi-branch). Clean up instructions pretty straightforward. And, just to be clear, the concensus now is trim the small one now, don't wait, mainly due to all the cross growth? Should I wait on the taller tree? FWIW, I did not know that the grass roots were bad for the tree roots. So they don't die if they can't get any sunlight? Thanks for all the advice! Go Horns!

Maybe the Niners wanted to say McCarthy's job so they can beat up on us for another year or two. Does Jerrah get in his fucking limo and go "Why didn't somebody tell me Dak was a sack of shit? What the fuck was I thinking. I bet the whole fucking franchise on this worthless motherfucker.... wait... wait. No... I'm a worthless sack of shit as well... Well, fuck..."

Dak (Deer in the Headlights). Slower than a sack of shit. This fuck can barely walk. WTFuck are you giving a fucking cripple a 60million+ dollar contract?

Dak coulda stood up from that tackle. He just gave up. He just didn't give a shit. A true Half-Assed Effort. You wanna win it all. Get a running fucking QB

when the chips are down, call a pick play

Stupid fucking coach, stupid fucking quarterback

This was a debacle. We should have destroyed Vandy. Sark is protecting Quinn with timid playcalling. The cat's out of the bag on Quinn. Get used to tipped passes. He likes to throw 3/4 sidearm. Too many times we saw him throw sideways passes to a back or receiver who was practically in the arms of the defender. His luck will run out big time. Get ready for at least two games where the offensive output equals what we did in the second half tonight, while the D wears down and gets mauled. There's no way they can keep up with a good running QB who can pass. The D may have some success, but with a lethargic offense, they'll finally give way under the constant pressure. This patchwork offense may manage 28 points against a strong D, but we'll lose by 2TDs min to a good team. Could be far worse. How does 49-28 thrashing gonna feel for the Early Season #1 team in the country? Sark needs to turn on the turbo charger, and if that means benching QE, then the sooner the better.

Stupid decision. You take the one. Now an Aggie FG puts them up 8

Glad we were able to change out the cocksucker refs of the Big 12 for the shit-eating cocksucker refs of the SEC. The story for this game should have been that a pissed off Texas team took the field and the offense physically beat the shit out of an undersized D Line using fast and hard-running RBs. Quick pitches, sweeps, quick hitters. Beat their Cornerbacks to a pulp while you're at it. Dominate them on the ground, then throw three or four long TD passes. That offense wasn't angry - or at least Sark didn't give them a chance to show it. Personally, I think Sark wasn't angry enough and it showed. A good coach recognizes a mismatch and pushes it down the throat of his opponent until the opponent adjusts, then you go in for the kill. I know one thing, if we'd been cramming the ball down their throats, they wouldn't have been all over Quinn in the backfield. Sark is still on a learning curve. If only he read Surly.

The D looked pretty good. I'll give them an A-. The O? An overall C. QB - C. Fuck those lateral passes

Need more play action passes (and not the kind where you fake a handoff and throw it across the fucking field. Need a ton more quick pitches. Definitely need more quick hitters. This delay running game is bullshit, as is the sideways attack. Wisener and Blue looked terrific. How about a back over the middle a time or three? Unsatisfying.

Bottom line: barring the unknown, we're stuck with Ewers and his sidearm/sideways passing attack til the end of the season. 27pts against Vandy. Inconsistent play calling on Sark. Gonna be tough to go very far without a QB who can tuck it five times per game.

They're expecting a run. Come on sark. throw some passes

No chance for a completion on that fucking route

Beautiful run, great call

Quinn has got to start running the ball. Pull up go down before contact. Five quick yds, 10, 15 maybe. SAy five times a game...

We've seen this time and again

Mark my words, all this lateral passing is bullshit. It's gonna bite us in the ass in a big game. Maybe it will be a "lateral" fumble, or a throw all the way across the field that goes the other way for six, but if Ewers can't do any better than that, put in Arch. I like some of what Ewers has done, but I'm not seeing a QB who can beat Aggy