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Irish Wrist Watch

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  1. He'll go portal if this shit keeps up
  2. Remember how last year we'd hear about not wanting to run up the score against certain teams. Sark may not be capable of tearing new assholes. He plays from behind
  3. That ball might have gotten tipped at the LOS
  4. Looks to me like Baxter is a non-factor. Maybe Sark has fucked that up too. Isn't he supposed to be an offensive genius? Baxter does not impress. I'm used to seeing at a minimum sparks of brilliance from UT running backs.
  5. Where are those speedster receivers I heard about in the off season
  6. are we doing any fucking play action, dammit? That's what we need.
  7. You don't know that. OSU called the TO
  8. Punt the fuckin' ball Sark. Pin em down
  9. Come on baxter, break a tackle
  10. Sort of shows us another reason Manning needed those four starts at the end of last season
  11. How bout swings, quick slants? Wake TF up, Sark
  12. Baxster looks like the same no-show I saw last year, wondering why so many were praising him. Sark isn't helping him either with these plain vanilla calls
  13. Don't worry, we've got Baxter...
  14. The D hasn't shown us very much...
  15. Note to defenders, you cannot hold the receivers
  16. What was Sark doing all off season? Nothing interesting so far. They're gonna break some long balls to #4.
  17. Hope Sark turns Manning loose on the short runs/scrambles. He needs to play his game. He can't hold back.
  18. Waiting for Corso to try and shake hands with the air. Looking mighty feeble.
  19. Jimmy was becoming a god in Dallas and a coaching god in the NFL. He was on his way to a dynasty and becoming the next Tom Landry, one of the greatest of all time, but he had a nasty little owner constantly bitch-jabbing him in the ribs. Jeez, can you imagine having to listen to that moron every effing hour of every effing day? Calls late at night or five in the morning? (Just a guess here)(Hey, Jimmy, I got an idea, or hey, I just thought of a play, or a scheme that if you don't seriously consider I'm gonna whine and bitch till the cows come home.) I know you're putting in 80-hour weeks, but we need to talk about one of the players who told a banjo joke. It's like get the hell off my ass, you little (expletive stream deleted). I don't care what Johnson said later, Jones had to be the reason he left, (and people lie all the time about their opinions of their bosses). Since this is/was America's Team, and finally got its own high-quality documentary, maybe Hollywood should consider a movie next. Say an alternate reality blockbuster, wherein Jerry, after Jimmy's second SB Win, suffers a stroke and can't talk or move. He's confined to a wheelchair and Jimmy takes over the franchise. Jimmy's Cowboys proceed to win the next five Superbowls. He's the toast of the town. He's elected Governor, but continues to coach the Cowboys to victories. And he keeps the fully alert invalid Jones around so that in private moments he can mercilessly taunt the guy. Jerry can only drool. Nobody understands what he's trying to say. I'd watch it.
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