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  1. 13 hours ago, Larry T. Spider said:

    Was down to 400 last time I checked. My extended family all lived there and it’s where my grandmother was raised. Don’t think I have any living relatives left there.

    And to make this on topic. There’s plenty of cheap housing in the US. It’s just in the south and Midwest. Desirable places like southern Cali are always going to be expensive. People like me would move there as soon as it got cheaper and drive the prices right back up.

    I had a lot of family just up the road in Spur, but there are only a couple left now.  Grandma grew up with Red McCombs there, and they dated in their youth.  When she was still with us, I used to gently tease her about what might have been had she not dumped him and married my granddad.  She was always quick to let me know that I wouldn't be around had she made that choice. 

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  2. That was the expected outcome after watering it down like they did.   I'll be interested to see if Segura holds to his line about revisiting this next year. Somehow, I doubt it.

    I still want to know what the Bryker Woods folks did to get him to back down, because it sure as shit wasn't that a member of his staff was talking out of both sides of their mouth.  That's simply SOP for him and his team.

  3. 1 hour ago, CHIEF said:

    Jayton, Texas did this about 50 years ago with tax from oil royalties. My history/aviation teacher was from there. We went by the school, and they had nice single family homes that they provided for the teachers since Jayton is 100 miles from anywhere. I think Guthrie did the same.

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    There used to be a nice little cafe in Jayton that I would stop at with some frequency a few decades ago.  That town, like so many, has shrunk down to almost nothing now.  Maybe 500 people?

  4. On 11/19/2025 at 1:08 PM, 956 Worldwide said:

    Let’s be objective: Texas did (and still does) get credit for that. Last week Texas was the highest ranked two-loss team in the CFP  rankings, ahead of several one loss teams. Squarely in the field for the CFP, even with the ACC and G5 participants. In fact, it can be fairly said that the tOSU loss wasn’t punishing Texas, although it wasn’t rewarded as a win. Had that been the only L on the schedule Texas would maybe have been the highest 1L team, and in the bye. 

    This week: Texas is the highest 3 loss team in the rankings. Ahead of name brands like Michigan with fewer losses. A small but existent path to the playoff. The 2L teams in front of you have excellent to good wins: USC, Bama, Mizzou, Notre Dame, Georgia, Tennessee, among others. All teams currently ranked in the CFP. They don’t have losses to sub-.500 teams, they don’t have non-competitive losses, they have mostly put away inferior teams in regulation. 

    There’s no unfair treatment here. Texas is in the mix with teams that have fewer losses and well ahead any other 3 loss teams that are all well and truly out of the convo. They are getting credit foe that schedule. 

    Thank you.  I've never understood, especially since the BCS era started and continuing into the playoff era, any UT fan who whines and bitches as if the Horns don't get every benefit of the doubt at every possible opportunity.  The media companies that run this sport beauty pageant want UT involved whenever possible, as it makes them more money.   This same team, with almost any name other than UT, and maybe four or five others, wouldn't even be sniffing the playoffs. 

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  5. So are we now living in a situation where we get ridiculously early warnings even when the odds of any rain at all are rather slim?  The Chicken Little Doctrine, aimed at avoiding litigation and political fallout, can't possibly lead to any unintended consequences.  I'll believe it's going to rain when I see it falling from the sky. Anyone who has lived in Central Texas for more than a season or two should know that the odds of rain are higher when it's not in the forecast than when it is.

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  6. 5 hours ago, 'stache said:

    Here’s a hilarious clip from Conan’s podcast with comedy writer Jim Downey that includes Epstein. For those who don’t know, although he looks very different these days, Downey is the guy who played the academic bowl host in Billy Madison and delivered the “What you just said is the most insanely idiotic . . .” line. 
     

    Downey is killing it in his limited minutes on "The Chair Company". 

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  7. 17 hours ago, ChickenSandwich said:

    No wonder Garza needs $115k in tax payer funded security. He is probably terrified of these parents  

     

    Man accused of multiple child sex crimes in Travis County gets probation instead of prison

    Prosecutors dropped nine felony charges against Richard Leigh Bell in exchange for a guilty plea to a lesser charge.
     
    AUSTIN, Texas — A Travis County family is stunned after an accused child predator avoids being prosecuted on multiple charges of sex crimes against a child.
     

    KVUE spoke to the victim’s father outside the courtroom, following the sentencing. He says prosecutors Efrain De La Fuente and Lorraine Garcia didn’t give him a say on the plea bargain they offered to Lee.

    “I was outraged to find out that this was not only our first and last plea deal, but this was our deal whether I liked it or not,” the father said.

    “I think any parent would expect somebody to rot in jail for doing something like this. This was continuous sexual abuse in just about every way,” he said.  “As time went on, I expected a realistic plea deal to be years at least, long enough to serve some time in prison where you belong if you have successfully carried out pedophilic acts.”

     

    https://www.kvue.com/article/news/local/man-accused-multiple-child-sex-crimes-probation-prison-travis-county/269-687e2958-fff7-461a-9ab9-1cb4fc66bd42

    Don't worry.  Garza will aggressively prosecute the father (or at least get everything filed on time) when he understandably takes care of this himself.  Vigilante justice is not good, but it's all people have left when the system refuses to do anything.  Here's hoping no jury will convict him for whatever he does to the deserving piece of shit.  

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  8. 15 hours ago, F250 said:

    Yep. This dude wasn't even doing the basics. He would wear clothes that were so wrinkled it looked like someone would compress all his shirts into a one-inch triangle after they were taken out of the washer. His clothes rarely matched and looked like he inherited them from his grandpa. He had a unibrow that once he took care of added 2 points to his look. Unfortunately, he suffered from early male pattern baldness and let the sides grow out, and it was real curly on the sides so it kinda looked like Krusty the Clown hair. I convinced him to buzz it, and it greatly improved his look as well as get his teeth whitened, it was Mack Brown butter teeth bad. Once he learned to work with what he was born with, his looks improved. After that, it was just a matter of lowering his expectations. But once he lowered his expectations, he thrived and landed a girlfriend who he would bang daily on his lunch breaks, I know because he would talk about it non-stop afterward. They were both in the same league, and he was happy, and she was happy. I never encouraged him to change his interests which were reading fantasy and sci-fi novels, I figured he would find someone with similar interests in the nerd-sphere. 

     

     

    It sounds like what these gooners and incels need is a fuck sherpa.   You should start a new business.

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  9. 26 minutes ago, Dnaguy said:

    A girl much like a man is only as loyal as her options. 

    I don't know about that one.   Most women, let's say any of them between a 3 and 10 on a scale of 10, can walk into any sizable gathering and ask "Who wants to fuck me?" and have a lot of options to choose from.  Any woman who is taking even the bare minimum of care for herself has guys pestering her for sex all the damn time, and that includes your wife/girlfriend.   The vast majority of men have to work, at least a little bit, to get laid.  Women just have to go out in public, and maybe, if they're not at least moderately attractive, take a shower first.  If a woman is loyal to her partner, it's because she actively chooses to be on a daily basis.   The power dynamic that used to hold things in balance (only men could earn a living and provide financially) is not only gone, it's reversing.  This is why you have shit like incels and gooners.  They're the guys who can't navigate a world where you actually have to be enjoyable to be around to have a sexual partner.  Young Gen Z guys, and those of the following generation, are going to spend their entire adulthood in a world where women make more money than they do, hold the majority of the power positions in the workplace, and still own 100% of the pussy.  They've got their work cut out for them.

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  10. The media has already been pushing a narrative that UT might return to Lubbock for the first round of the playoffs, and how fun that would be.  In this scenario, the winner would likely then play Aggie in round two.  I think if Tech wins out (or even if they lose their conference championship game) and UT doesn't stumble, they will make this happen for the spectacle alone.   This has never been a sport, but rather a beauty pageant, and that is the case now more than ever.  I like UT's chances of a spot.

  11. 2 hours ago, Larry T. Spider said:

    I’ll add that doing this gives the school a two year break from accountability ratings and additional funding to support the turnaround. Other than pride, it should be a no-brainer for Austin ISD to “fix” the campuses that get an F rating every year.

    As I recall, Dobie (the leader in the AISD pack for F ratings) parents were polled last spring about being taken over by a charter, and the vast majority said they would go elsewhere.  

  12. 3 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

    When the TEA takes over, it won't be because of any of the schools being kept open or any boundaries being preserved for another year, it'll be because of already failing schools, and most important of all, the legislature and TEA have set school districts up to fail and have changed criteria to hasten that, because the legislature is sitting on $32 billion that could help a lot of school districts, and because they are all in on wrecking public education.  There's already 5 school districts in line to be taken over.

    We can rage about AISD management all we want, but at the end of the day, the state takes $820 million from AISD's budget, and the state wants to take over the largest districts, and they want to do away with a lot of programs because some fucking Christian nutcases want it to happen, and the state refuses to spend the money to bolster education (remember 30-40 years ago when our state leaders cared about education and wanted us to compete with the top states in the nation?)

    When the legislators and state leaders and rich Christian nationalists tell you they oppose public education, and they actively work towards that goal, and that they want to create more charter schools in place of public schools, listen to them.

    We have the money to fix all of the districts, but the state has decided against that.

    I completely agree with all of this, and I'm well aware of it.  But I'm tired of terrible AISD administrators using the state as an excuse for their barrels full of failures.   It's not an either/or situation; they are both awful.  It's the same trap people fall into with partisan political thinking.  Just because one party is worse doesn't excuse the other's foolishness.  They're both awful.  I understand that sometimes you have to hold your nose and go with the lesser of two evils, but that isn't the situation with our failing school districts.  We should demand better from them, even if they're playing against a stacked deck.  

    If I complain about AISD more than the state in this thread, well, it's mainly because this is a thread about AISD.  It's also because there isn't much to say about the threat coming from the state that hasn't been said.  It's clear what is happening there, and while I have no idea how to stop a handful of cult-member billionaires from purchasing our state legislature for their own ends, I can look at who we hire to run our school district and know we can do much better.  

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  13. The only thing anyone can know for sure is that whatever Segura is saying isn't the truth.   That he's throwing his own employees under the bus is interesting, to say the least.  

    Ultimately, he tried to fuck with a rich-person school that 100% needed to be closed based on the cost per student, and now he's finding out what happens when you try to take toys away from grown-up toddlers with money and influence. 

    One interesting aspect is that the last time AISD tried to "fix" these problems, Gina Hinojosa played the race card from the East side and got the can kicked down the road.  Now it's rich white folks on the west side doing the same thing.  The result will be the same; AISD will continue spiraling until it can't be kept alive.  My primary concern with this current kicking of the can is that it will increase the likelihood of a TEA takeover in the next couple of years, and then we're all fucked.

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  14. 6 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

    Comparing property taxes of a Texas city to other cities is comparing apples to lizards. Most other states have income taxes, so property taxes carry a LOT more of the load here.

    Just compare total per capita local tax burdens, that’s much more accurate.

    Truth.  And Austin doesn't crack the top 25 in this regard. However, some really terrible cities are in the top ten for tax burden for residents (of note, Detroit is #1 with a bullet), so the notion posited upthread that high city taxes are indicative of a real-world, grown-up city is more than a little silly.  It's every bit as indicative of a mismanaged shithole.  Some of the best American cities and some of the worst American cities have high overall tax rates.  In other words, it's a terrible basis for determining whether a city is functional, productive, and a good place to live.  For what little we get in Austin, and it is very little, we already pay plenty, in my opinion.  That so much of the budget is wasted on a completely useless police force is a further indictment of city management, not a justification to give them more money for graft projects. 

    Fret not, ye fans of higher taxes that incompetent/criminal buffoons waste, this city has, for years, managed to pad the general fund by ripping off citizens on their utility bills when we vote down their requests for more tax revenue.  Everyone should budget for an unexplained increase in their water and electricity usage next year, despite no behavioral changes at home.  If you don't check your bill closely every month, and you should, you might be surprised by how often they make up numbers to see what you're willing to pay.   I've caught them more times than I can remember over the years, and they back down every time because they know they're doing it, and that most will pay them without thought. At least with the old meters, you could catch them lying.  The new electric meters allow them to make up whatever numbers they want and they push back harder now when you challenge them on it.   Now it's a free-for-all, and they'll get their pound of flesh whether Prop Q passes or not.

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  15. Usual suspects, usual suspecting.   The either/oring going on is fucking boring.  Yes, we need to pay significant taxes to have a prosperous big city.  Yes, we need to watch every penny and audit the fuck out of any city, but especially one with a history of major boondoggles and straight-up graft, along with a suspiciously zealous desire to avoid being audited.  These are not mutually exclusive ideas.

    For those interested, below are the U.S. cities with the highest taxes (factoring in income tax, property tax, sales tax, and auto tax).  Depending on how you work the numbers, these cities will shift places a bit, but generally speaking, these are the top ten.  While there are some decent places to live on this list (I've always been partial to Chicago and enjoyed living there, for example), I think most of us can look at this list and immediately recognize that high taxes do not necessarily equate to a "grown-up real-world" city.  Sometimes high taxes equate to a poorly managed shithole, and I don't think it's unreasonable that some people don't want that for Austin. 

      If the people running this city want to be taken seriously when they ask for more money, they need to start acting like serious people and treating their responsibilities with the seriousness they deserve.  Meanwhile, for anyone who actually pays significant taxes in this town, you already know that when Prop Q fails we're just going to see a mysterious and unexpected bump on our water bill for a while.  These assholes will get their pound of flesh one way or another.

     

    1. Detroit, MI

    2. Bridgeport, CT

    3. Newark, NJ

    4. Baltimore, MD

    5. Milwaukee, WI

    6. Chicago, IL

    7. Louisville, KY

    8. Philadelphia, PA

    9. Des Moines, IA

    10. Kansas City, MO

  16. 28 minutes ago, Snake Diggity said:

    How wrong am I to assume a TEA takeover wouldn’t really be a doomsday scenario (even though it also would certainly not mean an improvement)?  TEA taking over the district just means a change in leadership not any change in available resources.  Have Houston public schools gotten worse since they got taken over?

    There is a lot of information out there on what has happened with HISD you can find with a quick search.  The short answer is: YES.  

    In the past, TEA has "taken over" districts at times with little to no impact for students and families, keeping programming and classrooms essentially the same and focusing on bigger picture issues at the administrative level.   That is not what is happening now, at all, due to who is now running things and what their goals are.  I wouldn't leave my kids in a school taken over by TEA unless I had absolutely no other choice.  

     

  17. Just now, ZB'Tejas said:

    https://docs.google.com/document/d/12h_tZswkECRuDkOo9D0m8HHQstBZFlZXvKrSOWuBTsY/edit?pli=1&tab=t.0

    I sure hope to have the option but I'm not going to rule out moving or just getting a studio in the right neighborhood if worse comes to worse.

    Thanks.  I thought that was the language from the original proposal.  They're changing it, apparently announcing today.  We're in the same boat regarding whether to pack up and move or rent something in another school district altogether.   Even though we're AISD, Vandegrift is the closest high school to our house, which is yet another failure of AISD in prioritizing feel-good policies over rational decision-making over the last 30 years.  I had to drive one of my kids to the Performing Arts Center (brilliantly located as far away as possible from where most kids in Austin live) last night in rush hour traffic, and I wanted to hang myself by the time I got back.  It took an hour and forty-five minutes.

    My biggest concern with my kids starting high school next year is that their high school experience will be disrupted by TEA taking over their junior or senior year.  I don't want them to have to change schools at that point if we can avoid it.  But that likely means moving or going the private school route starting next year, which the kids do not want to do.

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  18. 47 minutes ago, ZB'Tejas said:

    "We will start formally defining our policy for this review process in January 2026. Our first review will begin in Summer 2028, two years after the consolidation changes go into effect. Note that this review does not mean we will make additional changes to boundaries or transfer policies but will hold us accountable to ensuring enrollment stays balanced. "

    They may do that at some point but from what I've read it won't be immediate and they will keep transfer policies in place but instead just be more thoughtful about how many they approve with less schools and the remaining ones more full than before.

    Where did you read that?  Grandfathering was in the initial plan they presented, but they are adjusting that plan and making a new announcement today.  I have no idea what to expect, other than it will likely change yet again before a final vote.   They know full well that as soon as they announce they are cutting off transfers completely, a significant number of families will immediately start making plans to leave AISD. 

    I expect to hear that they are closing programs like the Fine Arts Academy to transfers, but not a blanket ban on transfers altogether.   It was challenging to transfer into a decent school before all this started, as they tend to be overcrowded.  Now, assuming that transfers exist at all, it will be even more difficult.  I wouldn't make any plans based on the ability to transfer. 

  19. 3 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

    If we're going to start giving naming rights to Texas schools, the sponsors should match the quality offered.

    Welcome to Dollar General Elementary.  Do well, and you'll move up to Golden Chick Middle School.

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  20. 17 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

    Just ask Loyola University (New Orleans), a private university, about outside forces.

     

    What kind of school admits students who want to be members of TPUSA?  More power to anyone who finds that type of thinking agreeable, freedom of association/assembly and all that, but how on earth does anyone capable of thinking that way qualify for admission to any university outside of those who are blatantly evangelical, i.e. not even remotely academic in nature?   Don't they have churches and church communities they can go and seclude themselves in and feel safe from having to learn anything outside of the dogma?  How many safe spaces do they need?  Isn't Liberty University enough?

    Is this really the underlying issue driving this nonsense?  That people with non-functional critical thinking skills are now a suspect class and need government protection?  That's what this ultimately boils down to, isn't it?  Ensuring dumbasses evangelicals get the same special treatment that groups who have suffered historical prejudice receive?   Even women are not fully deemed a suspect class, but we're going to backdoor evangelicals into the strict scrutiny club by way of presidential fiat.  Ameica isn't Americaning anymore. 

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  21. 2 hours ago, Larry T. Spider said:

    The district is going to release an updated plan on Friday. The changes seem to be more geared towards program offerings and rezoning more than which schools will actually close.

    This is the part I'm more concernd about, personally.

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  22. 44 minutes ago, bolverk said:

    Austin Public Health says whooping cough likely spreading at Lamar Middle School
    Austin Public Health has confirmed five cases of pertussis, better known as whooping cough, at Lamar Middle School this year. Those cases involve unrelated students from various grades and classes.

    “It is difficult to confirm, but it is highly likely that pertussis is spreading at this middle school,” said Heather Cooks-Sinclair, epidemiology and disease surveillance manager for Austin Public Health.

    Cooks-Sinclar noted that five other schools across various local districts also reported cases of pertussis this school year. She said cases in Travis County are rising — which she said could be due in part to increased local testing.

    The illness is highly contagious. Its signature symptom is a persistent cough that lasts more than 10 days and often worsens at night. Patients may hear a distinctive “whoop” sound when coughing or vomit after coughing. They may also experience a runny nose, sneezing and fever. Severe cases are often treated with antibiotics.

    Whooping cough can be dangerous to young children and babies, who may struggle to breathe. Around one in three babies who contract whooping cough end up hospitalized, according to APH and other health experts.

    “If your physician suspects you or your child has pertussis, please do not attend school until you/your child has been cleared to return by the physician and health department,” said Austin-Travis County Health Authority Desmar Walkes in a letter to Lamar Middle School parents notifying them of a positive case this fall.

    In Texas, students are required to receive the TDAP vaccine — which protects against tetanus, diphtheria and pertussis — before enrolling, unless they apply for a conscientious exemption.

    According to data from the Texas Department of State Health Services, only 74.31% of Austin ISD kindergartners had received their TDAP vaccine as of the 2024-25 school year. The exemption rate for Austin ISD was 2.19% — meaning some unvaccinated students did not have an exemption on file.

    Cooks-Sinclair said the confirmed cases at Lamar Middle School underline the need for parents to get their children up to date on vaccines, including TDAP.

    “If your child has not been vaccinated, get them vaccinated,” she said. “The effectiveness of the pertussis vaccine wanes over time. If your child is between 9 and 10 years of age or 15 and 16 years of age, they may need a booster.”

    Late last year, Texas DSHS reported an increase in pertussis cases — around three times the number of cases in 2024 compared to the previous year. DSHS does not yet have provisional case counts for 2025.

    KUT has reached out to Austin ISD and Lamar Middle School for comment.

    Can confirm.  My kids are at Lamar.  We've been getting the warnings for weeks.  Fuck these dumbasses who don't vaccinate their children.  Fuck AISD for not enforcing it, as most of them would likely go get their child vaccinated if the kid wasn't allowed in school and they were forced to watch them all day at home.  And fuck the parents who willfully decide not to vaccinate and fill out the damn form the most.   You don't want to participate in society?  Great.  You can homeschool your disease-ridden children.

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  23. 6 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

    This could go in a lot of places, but our AG needs a new distraction and some red meat to throw to the *checks notes* batshit conspiracy types, so Texas is suing Tylenol because autism and ADHD.

    Probably in Tyler, Texas.

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    How can any Texan take this piece of shit seriously?  I don't care what your political beliefs are, every Texan should be able to spot a bullshit artist that is this obvious, right?  Right‽‽‽ 

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