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CHEF RIBS W/ THE HAMM YALL

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  1. Steve Patterson? No way! That guy sucked as AD of Texas. 2 stars out of 5 stars on 247 scale. Low ceiling, low floor.
  2. He is actually Gen Z. Not a Millennial. No need to hate on Millenials any more; there is enough hate from the avocado toasts and lattes. The real criticism should be directed toward Millennials like Hamm who burn their ribs.
  3. I watched about four plays, so am a pretty good authority on his running style. Agree that he dances / waits a little in the backfield too long but has nice speed when he decides to try to get positive yards. Not sure what he looked like on plays five and beyond so someone else can put in the hard work there. I’ve done enough for you ingrates tonight.
  4. Louisiana is a dump and a lot of Florida is too.
  5. Most guys try to speed up their tape. Bijan slows his tape down. Playing the long game.
  6. Texted him congratulations?!? Doesn’t Tampering Tom have no shame?? / aggy
  7. Clearly they know Jimbo is not the #1 coach in Texas or they would have put that on there.
  8. So if Texas plays an inferior bowl opponent this year, and loses, at least we have a totally valid and TexAgs approved excuse. I feel much better and more secure now.
  9. "Down year in state. Jimbo's going national to get the true elite talent"
  10. "We are sec" - lol "We are bigger" - maybe true "They are faster, quicker, longer in spots" - true "We are stronger, more physical" - false Surprised he hasn't broken down some tape yet. Jimbo needs to get him in ASAP as an analyst.
  11. “Become a power?” i thought they were already a power, according to everything else Liucci writes. Freudian slip, perhaps.
  12. I guess. Unless you are Hamm, in which case you DO know wrt recruiting. Or not.
  13. "Was a down year for in-state defensive linemen, now that we think about it. Jimbo is building a NATIONAL brand with the premier in-state SEC team, and we need guys that aren't afraid of competition. Not sure why they'd want to play in half-empty stadiums in the little 12."
  14. LSU Offense: "LSU defense, you guys are soooo amazing!!" LSU Defense: "We have been waiting YEARS for you to say this! Finally!"
  15. Is it Roh-shawn? or more like Rashan? Help.
  16. I get it. There’s just a lot of sloppiness this week and can’t afford that next week. Though, I won’t care how we play next week at all if we’re 1 point better than LSU.
  17. You have really low standards
  18. I don’t think this is true.
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