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Pokoloco

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Everything posted by Pokoloco

  1. Hell, Lumburgh fucked her.
  2. Beautiful women will settle for a middle class 6.
  3. Indeed. Curse those beautiful bastards!
  4. Autastic!
  5. Folks are easily tricked up here.
  6. Like I said, they're dickheads.
  7. We need a movie about your guy. Loved Hank. To me he was the greatest al around player. *besides a documentary. there is one of those already.
  8. It seems like they have to come across movies when I'm already watching it and then get into them. If I say, guys you have to see this, etc....they want to hate it on purpose. Dickheads.
  9. I put on Airplane! when my boys were teenagers thinking they would love it. Two minutes in they were like.."is it going to be like this the whole time?" They tapped out quickly. They did love The Jerk tho..
  10. Barely watched this, but wife had it on last night. Both are awful. "marry me or I'm out" ultimatums suck. Kick rocks dumpy and annoying.
  11. Pokoloco replied to UTPhil2006's topic in Movies and TV
    Kyle getting spanked constantly is ridiculous, it seems a little put on. The way Indy had to excuse herself?? Jeezus. Did he say something much worse that they're not sharing with us? I'm sorry, I just don't think what he did was out of line as much as they're making it out to be. Maybe I have a problem?? 😕
  12. “Having a monarchy next door is a little like having a neighbour who’s really into clowns and has daubed their house with clown murals, displays clown dolls in each window and has an insatiable desire to hear about and discuss clown-related news stories. More specifically, for the Irish, it’s like having a neighbour who’s really into clowns and, also, your grandfather was murdered by a clown.”
  13. Pokoloco replied to UTPhil2006's topic in Movies and TV
    Fuck this show.
  14. I'll slit my throat if this is the score.
  15. Pokoloco replied to UTPhil2006's topic in Movies and TV
    impossible. Apparently
  16. Pokoloco replied to UTPhil2006's topic in Movies and TV
    Yeah, if he was so uncomfortable/outraged about what Kyle said, why did it take him two weeks? Weak. Also, I'm not a fan of Kyle- but after what happened last season it would be stupid for that to not cross your mind. There is no way to address it today tho I guess.
  17. Pokoloco replied to UTPhil2006's topic in Movies and TV
    To avoid any racial or misogyny issues, just have an all black male cast next season. Call it Big Brotha.
  18. Pokoloco replied to Kel Varnsen's topic in Movies and TV
    Did women really spontaneously orgasm when he "wiggled"?
  19. Pokoloco replied to Tex Long's topic in Football
    Knowing him from his high school days in asstown, he hasn't changed a bit.
  20. Pokoloco replied to UTPhil2006's topic in Movies and TV
    Kyle is a weasel, fk that guy. HIs move was short sighted, he'll get picked off quickly. Wait for the "I'm the real winner, I got Alyssa out of this" In the real world she would/will have nothing to do with your corny, living with your parents ass. Michael should win it all, he is the best by a lot.
  21. Just beat OU. That's all.
  22. Pokoloco replied to UTPhil2006's topic in Movies and TV
    Jasmine, Indy, Terrance, Alyssa are all completely worthless.
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