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Pokoloco

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  1. I went to a consignment shop yesterday to buy clothes for my son's court date.. That may be the most okie, white trash thing I've ever done.
  2. The only difference between an Irish wake and an Irish wedding is one less drunk.
  3. poachersonly.com is the best sting operation I've seen in a while. Tip o the cap to the game wardens.
  4. "I never lied, I just didn't tell the truth"
  5. We have a new streetcar system in OKC, we were meeting my brother and sister in law to eat and go to the Thunder game. She texts my SIL: Her: We're going to eat at the hideaway and ride the boxcar to the game. SIL: Boxcar? do we have to run along side and jump in an open one? Will we have to fight hobos? She's confused, shows me the exchange."why is she saying this?" Me: Clearly my brother is texting as his wife, also..BOXCAR??!! the fuck?
  6. Pokoloco

    bad ass mousetrap

    doesn't "trap" them so much.
  7. I don't have a dog. I need a dog. I think that's really the issue here.
  8. Fucking motherfucker OU will win the fucking national championship and that fucking fuckhead midget will win the motherfucking Heisman. God fucking damnit I hate everything.
  9. guess my only hope is Georgia winning tonight. Fuck sports
  10. Pokoloco

    OSU @ TCU

    This season gave me E.D.
  11. Also, in lieu of rolls, the MIL is bringing my wife's heroin addict nephew with her. He and my alcoholic son could have a "fuck up off".
  12. The good news is Trix won't do shit for her, she has no sympathy. The reason she's always broke? when she's not losing at the slots, she spends the rest of it on buying stupid shit off of QVC and HSN.
  13. Wife asked her mom to bring rolls. My MIL said she can't because she doesn't get paid until the 26th. She can't fucking afford rolls.
  14. Kansas scored 40 points on them. In football.
  15. you ain't never met Martin Luther the King!
  16. It was the 80's, everyone looked like a hooker. Here's a pic of Al.
  17. Wonder what all these folks got their degrees in at Bama and LSU?
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