Everything posted by Pokoloco
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Least sexy female accents
Philly accents are pretty brutal. Any chick with a thick Philly accent knows how to throw a punch.
- Yellowstone
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The Robert Mueller Investigation
They know impeachment will only make him stronger.
- Blinded by the Light
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Full Metal Jacket
R. Lee was only 43 when that was made. Jesus, he seemed old.
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This is the Jeopardy! Thread of Encompassment [RIP Alex Trebek]
He's a time traveler and has a Biff Tannen type Jeopardy almanac. Only logical explanation.
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Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
She says these chat rooms are evil.
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Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
she tells me some of my daughters friends left the prom, went to a hula bar and got in trouble. Me: Oh yeah, it's the latest thing, teenage girls go put on grass skirts and coconut shell tops and dance to ukulele music. Scandalous! Her: Sounds fun to me. Me: It's a Hookah bar for fucks sake. You heard "hula bar" and had no follow up question with her?
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Live PD
Two takeaways..It's amazing how many people don't have driver's licenses with them. Also, the dogs will always detect drugs..whether there are any or not.
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Survivor: Edge of Extinction
Is wardog throwing the physical challenges or is he really that weak?
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Survivor: Edge of Extinction
It's the Brooklyn Nets tattoo that makes him seem dumb. He is completely worthless in challenges, his brain is the only thing keeping him around.
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OSU/Iowa, the Lakers/Celtics of college wrestling....
I'm in. I wrestled back in high school and married into a big wrestling family. The NCAA's were like Christmas at our house. Also, Fix got screwed.
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Casey Thompson
He needs to stay away from my daughter.
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Right Wing Extremist Violence Thread
The Chicago Police Department said in a statement Thursday: “Both the victim and the manager made independent statements to detectives that they were on the phone with one another during the alleged attack. CPD has no reason to doubt these claims. Detectives however were not able to independently verify the statements as cell phone records were not provided to investigators when asked. Therefore we are not able to confirm this.”
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Right Wing Extremist Violence Thread
It's falling apart like a Chinese motorcycle.
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Right Wing Extremist Violence Thread
Someone who has no idea how the world really is would come up with this story and find it plausible. Grindr hookup gone wrong is my guess.
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Things you're a little bit embarrassed to admit
Update: There was a kid wearing a hoodie that had HUSTLER across the front. My son looked like the goddam DA compared to most of the people there.
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Things you're a little bit embarrassed to admit
We handled the clothes for him, the other 2 things could be a problem. I have no idea how his sperm won the race. Sweet Jesus.
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Things you're a little bit embarrassed to admit
I went to a consignment shop yesterday to buy clothes for my son's court date.. That may be the most okie, white trash thing I've ever done.
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Bride to be has a fart caught sideways. Must celebrate...
The only difference between an Irish wake and an Irish wedding is one less drunk.
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Bride to be has a fart caught sideways. Must celebrate...
Sounds like an Irish funeral.
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PUSSY HAS BEEN DEFEATED
poachersonly.com is the best sting operation I've seen in a while. Tip o the cap to the game wardens.
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Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
"I never lied, I just didn't tell the truth"
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Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
We have a new streetcar system in OKC, we were meeting my brother and sister in law to eat and go to the Thunder game. She texts my SIL: Her: We're going to eat at the hideaway and ride the boxcar to the game. SIL: Boxcar? do we have to run along side and jump in an open one? Will we have to fight hobos? She's confused, shows me the exchange."why is she saying this?" Me: Clearly my brother is texting as his wife, also..BOXCAR??!! the fuck?
- bad ass mousetrap