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Simon Honeybone

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  1. Yeah pulling Freeland too soon then sending that Gasoline Ottavino back out was a disaster. I am sure there have been more cluster fuck fires too.
  2. Never go full helobius
  3. http://www.baseballroundtable.com/teams-with-three-200-strikeout-pitchers-a-diverse-bunch-of-hurlers/ Verlander and the Astros are well represented.
  4. We do have the JV Squad out there with no Bregman & no Tuve
  5. I was about to ask why the fuck you are at a Rump Rangers game then I forgot he was a Boras player and thus the perfect matrimony of dog shit was ended and he is now on a decent team. What a traveshamockery
  6. Coming in as the 2 seed is definitely preferred this year
  7. There was no reason to have both Melo and Anderson on this squad. Melo will play the stretch 4. We save s little bit of $$ and maybe Chriss thrives with lobs from the best backcourt in NBA history....
  8. Pinche Joto Astros
  9. $181 for 2 salads and 2 breakfast entrees + drinks is insane.
  10. Astro anus preparation
  11. This team plays better when I talk shit. I feel compelled to talk more shit.
  12. 219/.298/.377 in the second half That is a lot of cocks to suck to have a slash line that awful.
  13. Had a blast on this road trip. Does anyone on here know the guy who was heckling the shit out of Buehler on Sunday at Dodger Stadium? That shit was thoroughly hilarious I about died when he was calling Buehler out for playing the wrong sport saying we weren't playing cricket when he bounced that pitch feet in front of the plate. The Marwin bomb was much needed since I was a whopping 1-2 in games this season (Verlander win @MFY and Fan Interference Gate in Denver)
  14. I would prefer this to what we do trot out there....
  15. The rule states "could" have caught not "would" have caught.
  16. Was at the game last night. Dumbass Astros fan totally interfered with Bregman's ball not sure why he is freaking out about it. Definitely not a good look....
  17. Except that Manny was far more consistently productive than Puig is.
  18. When you read about how Didi goes home every off-season and trains at his mom's house it is hard not to really want that guy to be successful. I may loathe his employer but I always want him to do well for them regardless.
  19. I loved living in Jack London Square I miss the shit out of that place.... Fuck Bud Selig for putting the Stros in the same division as the A's that was a bitchass move. The NL central was perfect I was never going to live in Chicago, Pittsburgh, St Louis, or Cincinnati so I could never would have the Stros in a division with a team I also wanted to do well. I am not sure I will ever live in Seattle but it is definitely in the realm of possibilities.
  20. Hinch gonna Hinch he can't help but outsmart himself
  21. http://www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/23781702/the-cleveland-indians-bullpen-proves-baseball-gods-cruel
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