Ten Bears

It was pretty sweet when we went from a no cab 806 IH tractor to a new 4440 John Deere with air conditioning and an 8 track stereo.

I grew up farming and ranching waaay out in the sticks. I plowed my first field by myself at 9 years old. I had my own pickup at 13, a 66 Chevy stepside with the shitty inline 6. The main reason I had a pickup at that age was so I could go plow without my dad or mom having to drop me off and pick me up out of the fields. I had my own horse at 8 and was expected to help work cattle on him at that time. I broke my first horse at 13. That fucking horse kicked me square in the chest, stopping my heart for what my dad says was an eternity but he guesses it was actually a full minute before the old ticker started beating again. My parents would be in jail for all of that these days.

In high school I use to say that Hagar joining Van Halen ruined two of my favorite bands.

SALMONELLA!!!

I was 10 and talked my mom into taking me to see a Jaques Cousteau style documentary about sharks called Jaws. I was absolutely traumatized from the nightime swimming girl on. That night I dreamed I was Peter Benchley's son at an Amity beach cabana. Nothing to do with sharks but someone starts shooting at us and I woke up screaming while in full body convulsions. I remember my mom lying on me to stop the shaking. Next weekend I'm running trotlines at night with my dad and he's fucking with me over it, making the babump babump noises and shit. Fucking asshole. All I remember about watching this was being traumatized by the gargoyle attacking a car.

Do you have any idea how deep the water table is where you are digging? Seems like your hole could likely turn out to be a well.

Snow Dog started this thread. Is he still around?

Dude can write some sad fucking songs.

That tazed dude had strong Alan from The Hangover vibes.

Is beating a perp with handcuffs in the po-lice manual?

lol "unique"

Norman???

I hope it is on Fox in Austin because streaming it on Prime is pretty much unwatchable with lagginess and terrible resolution. All my other services stream fine.