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    High

    Ten Bears replied to nivek3's topic in Lulz

    Are you a cop? Because you have to tell us.
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    Does anyone in Austin have a nylon stringed guitar laying around you want to get rid of? My kid has expressed mild interest in learning to play but I would need to see her actually try before buying her a decent acoustic.
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    Damn Isbell sold out quick. I wanted 6 tix so I ordered the limit of 4 up front of the balcony and turned around to get two more and the whole theater was sold out.
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    I have my doubts he survived that grenade explosion in his backpack.
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    I saw that dude fly over the Pickle campus on his kamikaze run. I was wondering why he was so low that I could see his face.
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    Someone needs their ass kicked.
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    fify
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    Well if it makes you feel better my dad still uses the 4440 John Deere but the AC has long since given up the ghost.
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    60 years old and grew up in Concho County. Different world indeed.
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    Herbie seems drunk and not just on aggy tears
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    May I ask your age?
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    Didn't they whoop and yell beat the hell out of tu at the end of Amazing Grace?
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    It was pretty sweet when we went from a no cab 806 IH tractor to a new 4440 John Deere with air conditioning and an 8 track stereo.
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    I grew up farming and ranching waaay out in the sticks. I plowed my first field by myself at 9 years old. I had my own pickup at 13, a 66 Chevy stepside with the shitty inline 6. The main reason I had a pickup at that age was so I could go plow without my dad or mom having to drop me off and pick me up out of the fields. I had my own horse at 8 and was expected to help work cattle on him at that time. I broke my first horse at 13. That fucking horse kicked me square in the chest, stopping my heart for what my dad says was an eternity but he guesses it was actually a full minute before the old ticker started beating again. My parents would be in jail for all of that these days.
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    In high school I use to say that Hagar joining Van Halen ruined two of my favorite bands.
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    SALMONELLA!!!
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    I was 10 and talked my mom into taking me to see a Jaques Cousteau style documentary about sharks called Jaws. I was absolutely traumatized from the nightime swimming girl on. That night I dreamed I was Peter Benchley's son at an Amity beach cabana. Nothing to do with sharks but someone starts shooting at us and I woke up screaming while in full body convulsions. I remember my mom lying on me to stop the shaking. Next weekend I'm running trotlines at night with my dad and he's fucking with me over it, making the babump babump noises and shit. Fucking asshole. All I remember about watching this was being traumatized by the gargoyle attacking a car.
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    Do you have any idea how deep the water table is where you are digging? Seems like your hole could likely turn out to be a well.
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    Disc Golf

    Ten Bears replied to Snow Dog's topic in Hobbies

    Snow Dog started this thread. Is he still around?
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    Dude can write some sad fucking songs.
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    That tazed dude had strong Alan from The Hangover vibes.
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    Is beating a perp with handcuffs in the po-lice manual?

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