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    In high school I use to say that Hagar joining Van Halen ruined two of my favorite bands.
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    SALMONELLA!!!
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    I was 10 and talked my mom into taking me to see a Jaques Cousteau style documentary about sharks called Jaws. I was absolutely traumatized from the nightime swimming girl on. That night I dreamed I was Peter Benchley's son at an Amity beach cabana. Nothing to do with sharks but someone starts shooting at us and I woke up screaming while in full body convulsions. I remember my mom lying on me to stop the shaking. Next weekend I'm running trotlines at night with my dad and he's fucking with me over it, making the babump babump noises and shit. Fucking asshole. All I remember about watching this was being traumatized by the gargoyle attacking a car.
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    Do you have any idea how deep the water table is where you are digging? Seems like your hole could likely turn out to be a well.
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    Disc Golf

    Ten Bears replied to Snow Dog's topic in Hobbies

    Snow Dog started this thread. Is he still around?
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    Dude can write some sad fucking songs.
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    That tazed dude had strong Alan from The Hangover vibes.
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    Is beating a perp with handcuffs in the po-lice manual?
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    lol "unique"
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    Norman???
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    I hope it is on Fox in Austin because streaming it on Prime is pretty much unwatchable with lagginess and terrible resolution. All my other services stream fine.
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    The first thing I do when I learn a new name is to forget it. My mind races with "Why is he looking at me funny? Do I have food on my face? Squirrel!!!"
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    I saw it for $2.38 on Burnet Rd yesterday.
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    I'd fuck me hard... I'd fuck me so hard.
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    Nice humblebrag
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    And weren't you the asshole for pointing that out.
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    My one work accident involved a lathe. And blood.
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    60 year old fan also.
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    It's piss.
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    Or a jersey period. Unless it's tailored. And your on meth.

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