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Ten Bears

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  1. Why you wanna do me thataway. I was just funnin.
  2. What's the difference?
  3. Did they try unplugging him?
  4. Me too! She seemed to like it though.
  5. “If you can convince the lowest white man he's better than the best colored man, he won't notice you're picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he'll empty his pockets for you.” ― Lyndon B. Johnson
  6. Incredibly well put so of course fatass won't or can't try to understand it.
  7. Rumor out of Brady is that Dustin Williams is the son of a cop. Of course.
  8. Fuck no Brady is not north Texas. Heart of Texas. I bet I know some of his family. Lots of Williams in that area. Mostly trash.
  9. I fully expected that stupid fucking bulldog to run right straight back into the flaming house.
  10. On what planet would a burnt pizza make you lol?
  11. https://www.loadofffannys.com/
  12. That was some upper level trolling by the Kerville paper.
  13. Man good luck finding covid tests. I called 10 places until I found some at the HEB on 79 and $10 ea at that. I broke my cherry Monday. 4th and last vax was 1.25 years ago so who knows where my antibodies where. Mild flu and upper respitory symptoms and headache. I've had worse hangovers, just not as long lasting. 1st day was the worst and each day has been better.
  14. Kevin doesn't know that kid would wreck him.
  15. Which part of the Bible? Asking for a friend.
  16. Good thing it doesn't depend on Trump seeing a shadow of his dick 'cause we would never have a trial.
  17. It's markedly worse. I am not talking about cutting in and forcing your way in. I am talking about when there is 3 or 4 car lengths of gap and as soon as the car behind me sees my blinker their first reaction is to speed up so I cant merge.
  18. To me, people speeding up when they see your blinker as you try to merge is a relatively new phenomenon in Austin that drives me up the fucking wall.
  19. https://www.grunge.com/440093/the-wild-true-story-of-satans-storm/
  20. That asshole Santa came blaring by my window at 7:30 am on a Saturday morning last Christmas. Not cool Santa.
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