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Ten Bears

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  1. No it says "Welcome to Jamaica enjoy your stay".
  2. Hunter's dong. Try to keep up.
  3. That's is what I am telling HR for sure.
  4. So is there no easy way to ban porn on twitter? Had some anal pop up on my feed today while at work. I expect HR to be calling any minute. I have never looked at porn on twitter. Twatter? Sure.
  5. Then there was this little incident. I know the now-prominent citizens of Brady who stole the horse and painted it. The story I heard was that the paint definitely killed the horse.
  6. Perfect film.
  7. Like father like son,
  8. Nesmith as Zappa. Zappa as Nesmith.
  9. Reminds me of back in the day at high school kegger this one out of town cowboy was getting picked on by these 3 local dumbasses. Finally ol' cowboy says "That's it goddammit," and proceeds to knock one guy out with one punch. "That's one!" Then instantly knocks the second dude out, same way except left handed. "That's two!" Then as the 3rd dude is standing there with his mouth open cowboy does a 360 spinning backhand and crushes the side of the last guys face. "That's three! I have always wanted to try that spinning backhand." Fight lasted about 3 seconds.
  10. I took typing in high school because that was where the girls were but it probably was the most useful class I had.
  11. What model do you drive?
  12. I am a dick and it was not funny.
  13. At the Brushy Creek Community Center? I saw no such thing there.
  14. This asshole in Round Rock needs to be made famous. http://twitter.com/i/status/1586826281185951745
  15. I find that if I have more than 2 questions I better put them in bullet points or one or more will be missed.
  16. Same. It and The Gargoyles scare the crap out of me. It's not?
  17. One of my first memories is having an apple seed stuck in my ear (idk why) and my dad telling me that an apple tree was growing out of my ear. I remember running to the bathroom mirror to see, convince Dad was right.
  18. Ten Bears

    High

    Can someone explain how they are getting away with selling concentrates in Texas? How is it not illegal?
  19. He was jerking it while that picture was taken.
  20. You want arm? I can get you an arm, believe me.
  21. Nope, I count ten toes.
  22. Was that a soldier crawling out before the last blast? Good.
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