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Ten Bears

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  1. I saw it for $2.38 on Burnet Rd yesterday.
  2. I'd fuck me hard... I'd fuck me so hard.
  3. And weren't you the asshole for pointing that out.
  4. My one work accident involved a lathe. And blood.
  5. Or a jersey period. Unless it's tailored. And your on meth.
  6. In the similar vein of saying natty, hubby, wifey, preggers or tuddie, towels and pom poms should never be waved by grown men at sporting events.
  7. That right where we were but I wouldn't sweat it. Apparently it is a passing, localized thing.
  8. I was all like "how fucking old is this bernorange dude?"
  9. This weekend on the island I learned about sea lice for the first time. Not 5 minutes into the water and we were covered in them. Especially the girls. Apparently they are baby jellyfish. People were lined up at the showers on the beach to wash them off. Sucked because the water temp was perfect, unlike last month when it was like a hot bath.
  10. In WTB's defense, he probably eats chili with noodles in it.
  11. I have been wanting to start putting them all over the pumps again.
  12. Nitrogen asphyxiation didn't work so well for for that Alabama prisoner. https://apnews.com/article/nitrogen-execution-alabama-inmate-lawsuit-7043bff9563f99d083b189ff7d39253c
  13. I introverted your mom last night.
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