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Ten Bears

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  1. Ten Bears

    Arc Angels!

    Arc Angels at Maggie Mae's might have been peak women hotness I have ever seen. Jesus there were some fine women in there that night.
  2. I swore I would never see another concert at COTA due to the parking shitshow but a buddy said he would buy be gold level seats if I would go with him so going am I. Anyone had luck getting out of there using the shuttles or have a good plan to get the fuck out of there without waiting 2 hours in the lots?
  3. It's on sale for $848. Heading out to buy one.
  4. Welp, we had a nice run.
  5. I think I am going to take a nap before the basketball game.
  6. Holy shit if you believe that.
  7. This fucking timeline where Gene fucking Simmons is the voice of reason.
  8. He really just wanted some Whataburger.
  9. Whoa, he shot into a constable's office.
  10. He grew up in Cranfils Gap so I doubt he is a stranger to cowboying.
  11. He can also fly a plane. I'm sorry son, you must have him confused with someone else. He's Roger Murdock.
  12. They played that song at my daughter's middle school graduation along with an excellent photo montage of the kids at school. There was a burly biker dude sitting next to me and I'm not sure which one of us was crying more.
  13. I mowed mine last night while dressed in all black. Not taking any chances either.
  14. Malignant Taintbabies is my favorite Butthole Surfers song.
  15. I think he was 20 years old here but he looks 15.
  16. A few years ago a lady friend and I were shitfaced at 3 am coming back to our AirBnb in East Nashville where you have projects on one side of the road and fancy AirBnbs on the other. We couldn't get the code to work to open the door so we were banging on the door and windows trying to wake our friends. It finally dawned on me that we were one house over from ours. My blood ran cold and I told her let's get the fuck out of there. Once I was on the sidewalk I turned around and waited for the lady friend to catch up, asking her what took her so long. She said, "I had to pee so I went in their yard." I mentioned we were shitfaced, right? I am glad it wasn't in Martindale.
  17. I freaked out when mine was 136. Got booster and will report back in 2 months.
  18. I loved it but it got a little superhero-y toward the end.
  19. Bugs raising his arms in triumph cracks me up every time.
  20. I am so lucky that my authentic frontier gibberish lifetime rancher father and step mom are lifelong Democrats in a fuckin sea of West Texas ivermectin swilling idiot racists. I told him thanks for that the other day and he teared up.
  21. Cross him off then.
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