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Ten Bears

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  1. Not doing much for me either. Of course she has a tramp stamp. http://www.instagram.com/p/CKoy4jInfZR/ How do you imbed instagram? I'm old and feeble minded.
  2. That woman is mentally ill. I almost feel bad about using her tears as a warm comforting salve. Almost.
  3. Who was caring for his deaf wife and kids while he was storming the Capitol?
  4. MTG is going to need a good cutman.
  5. Where do you get them?
  6. Yeah, $80 and there were close to 100 in the box.
  7. You do have a good point about the general misogyny around here. It's pretty cringy, just not this time as has been pointed out. The morons are making fun of Kamala's looks? Must be because she is blek because I think she's pretty sexy.
  8. Can we lump oysters in this thread too? I bought a box of Gulf oysters from Quality Seafood last weekend and they were delicious. Very plump and for Gulf oysters they were nice and briny.
  9. Damn internet, you scary.
  10. goddamn that's funny. bravo sir.
  11. I met Robyn and Lunchmeat at my last live show before covid at the Todd and Jack gig at Devil's Backbone. Cool people. Jack flicked a pick at Lunchmeat a good 20 feet and hit him right between the eyes. It was incredible.
  12. Do we have a name for him yet? Found Out in Face Guy New Asshole Guy
  13. But it was my chicken!
  14. Has the guy in the Capitol with the rubber bullet in his face been arrested?
  15. Cloaca Don't judge
  16. Remind me to never piss ol' Penny off. Wow.
  17. One of my best memories of my UT days was spending a day taking acid at Hamilton's pool, wandering around the Capitol at midnight and then playing hacky sack in the Jester 14th floor elevator lobby until daylight. The Capitol never looked cooler.
  18. The article says it is only the females that do it. There were two cases where the females were eating bird brains while having sex. Kinky.
  19. One night when I was seventeen, I drank a fifth of vodka, on an empty stomach, then drove over to a friend's house. And I backed my car between his parent's Cadillac's without a scratch. Then crawled to the back door and slithered threw the key hole, and sneaked up the stairs and puked in the toilet. I passed out and nearly drowned but his sister, DD, pulled me out.
  20. Big Bird Brain Biting Bugs
  21. I used to want to beat the crap out of Louie. I still do, but I used to too.
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