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Ten Bears

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  1. Anyone notice how bright it was outside late last night? It was like 10 full moons bright. Beautiful. My lack of hot water upstairs? Not beautiful.
  2. In all the footage of the rioters grabbing the barricades and trying to pull them from the officers, I wonder why you don't see the police smashing the fuckstain's hands holding the rails with their police batons. That's what I would have been doing. Hard to grab things with a broke hand.
  3. Me as a kid at Lowake Inn in the '70s: What do you want to drink? Coke. What kind? Pepsi Man that was a wild winter. I was visiting friends in Austin and the water seeps that run down the cliffs at Pennybacker bridge turned into huge stalactites over a foot in diameter. Once I made it home to west Texas we went out on a frozen lake with blankets and were using them as sails to fly across the ice. At night. God we were dumb. I live in a little old frame house and my waterbed heater and the house furnace couldn't keep up and I woke up feeling like I had polio because the cold water had sucked all of the heat out of my body.
  4. Username checks out.
  5. Dude, South Austin's mom doesn't count. She is very thorough though.
  6. I always thought the State Anthem of the Russian Federation was a pretty sweet tune. No commie.
  7. You honestly think that the best outcome of the 2020 election would have been for Trump to win?
  8. Hmm... 965 seems incapable of presenting a coherent argument. It's almost as if his intelligence is below average.
  9. Especially since 3/4 of Llano doesn't believe there is a virus.
  10. Living by HEB Fiesta® on Lamar in the late '80s, we were so poor that we would drive on past HEB Fiesta® and hit up Food-For-Less for some generic goodness.
  11. I'm supposed to believe this genius graduated high school 2 years early?
  12. Not doing much for me either. Of course she has a tramp stamp. http://www.instagram.com/p/CKoy4jInfZR/ How do you imbed instagram? I'm old and feeble minded.
  13. That woman is mentally ill. I almost feel bad about using her tears as a warm comforting salve. Almost.
  14. Who was caring for his deaf wife and kids while he was storming the Capitol?
  15. MTG is going to need a good cutman.
  16. Where do you get them?
  17. Yeah, $80 and there were close to 100 in the box.
  18. You do have a good point about the general misogyny around here. It's pretty cringy, just not this time as has been pointed out. The morons are making fun of Kamala's looks? Must be because she is blek because I think she's pretty sexy.
  19. Can we lump oysters in this thread too? I bought a box of Gulf oysters from Quality Seafood last weekend and they were delicious. Very plump and for Gulf oysters they were nice and briny.
  20. Damn internet, you scary.
  21. goddamn that's funny. bravo sir.
  22. I met Robyn and Lunchmeat at my last live show before covid at the Todd and Jack gig at Devil's Backbone. Cool people. Jack flicked a pick at Lunchmeat a good 20 feet and hit him right between the eyes. It was incredible.
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