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  1. Ten Bears
    I guess the gay dudes in my high school were choosing to be gay because they liked being ridiculed and beaten up. Gay masochists apparently.
  2. Ten Bears
    I received my first Trump campaign text spam: I wonder if "Fuck off, weirdo" is going to get me on a list.
  3. Ten Bears
    and there is also a rabbit.
  4. Ten Bears
    That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on!
  5. Ten Bears
    Are we married because that sounds exactly like me. Hi sweetie!
  6. Ten Bears
    Would you say baseball goes to eleven?
  7. Ten Bears
    I have been a lifelong Cowboys fan. When I was 10 I had the Roger Staubach full uniform, pads, helmet and everything. November 18th I will be rooting for the Texans.
  8. Ten Bears
    Imagine the list that owning the site will get you on?
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    Mike Campbell and the Dirty Knobs and Lucinda ACLLive tix go on sale Thursday, presale tomorrow. Ten Bears would be forever grateful for a presale code.
  12. Ten Bears
    What kind of "InSidE JoB!!! would use a kid who seems to be new to firearms and not even give him a scope? Get the fuck out of here with that nonsense.
  13. Ten Bears
    I remember the GM Steakhouse tip jar had a sign that said Tips is Spit Spelled Backwards. I acted like Jerry at the soup nazi place when I was in there.
  14. Ten Bears
    Not be racist shitheads?
  15. Ten Bears
    Pigs eat their own shit though. It's recursive.
  16. Ten Bears
    We used to give our pigs post-processed deer carcasses and the only things they couldn't eat were the brain pans as they couldn't get their mouths open enough to crush them. Moral of the story would be to smack your corpse's skull with a hammer before feeding the pigs.
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    High

    Ten Bears replied to nivek3's topic in Lulz

    Wait 3 hours?
  18. Ten Bears
    Those weirdos sure do fetishize "Leadership".
  19. Ten Bears
    I was told you wrap them in chicken wire and throw them in deep water by a dam and the fish will take care of the rest. Also you have to stab the abdomen several times so the bloating gas can escape and the corpse won't float.
  20. Ten Bears
    I would have at least died trying to throw that shit as far as I could.
  21. Ten Bears
    We should change it to "Goodbye to OU" just for the lulz.
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    Longhorn Network

    Ten Bears replied to TXs's topic in Football

    Paul also threw up the horns while live on the set but I can't find an image of it.
  23. Ten Bears
    Except when he sing The KKK Took my Baby Away.
  24. Ten Bears
    Tell Sprinkles I said she better pay me the money she owes me.
  25. Ten Bears
    Too soon motherfucker

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