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  1. Ten Bears
    We used to give our pigs post-processed deer carcasses and the only things they couldn't eat were the brain pans as they couldn't get their mouths open enough to crush them. Moral of the story would be to smack your corpse's skull with a hammer before feeding the pigs.
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    High

    Ten Bears replied to nivek3's topic in Lulz

    Wait 3 hours?
  3. Ten Bears
    Those weirdos sure do fetishize "Leadership".
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    I was told you wrap them in chicken wire and throw them in deep water by a dam and the fish will take care of the rest. Also you have to stab the abdomen several times so the bloating gas can escape and the corpse won't float.
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    I would have at least died trying to throw that shit as far as I could.
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    We should change it to "Goodbye to OU" just for the lulz.
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    Longhorn Network

    Ten Bears replied to TXs's topic in Football

    Paul also threw up the horns while live on the set but I can't find an image of it.
  8. Ten Bears
    Except when he sing The KKK Took my Baby Away.
  9. Ten Bears
    Tell Sprinkles I said she better pay me the money she owes me.
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    Too soon motherfucker
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    Ironic because back when actual wild longhorns were around they were all over the barrier islands.
  12. Ten Bears
    Also boats that run on batteries:
  13. Ten Bears
    Massive lying douchebags that hate each other is how I took it.
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    Pizza

    Ten Bears replied to blacklab's topic in Austin

    Brooklyn Pie I think
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    Pizza

    Ten Bears replied to blacklab's topic in Austin

    I see Pedroso's is taking over the kitchen next to LaLa's.
  16. Ten Bears
    That writer sure is in love with his vocabulary.
  17. Ten Bears
    Crying without real tears is just whinging.
  18. Ten Bears
    nvm
  19. Ten Bears
    Anal Rustler III was the best of the series.
  20. Ten Bears
    He always sounds like that. Maybe he is always drunk idk. Whatever it is, keep it up Chris.
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    I saw a cybertruck in san saba last Sunday. We're fucked.
  23. Ten Bears
    "His house looked like shit."
  24. Ten Bears
    Show us your tits.
  25. Ten Bears
    My buddies want to see The Black Crowes opening for Aerosmith. I am pretty meh on the whole deal. If Gorman was still drumming I would jump but I think I am going to pass.

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