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Ten Bears

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  1. At least Smax poisoned a dog and was so proud of the fact that he bragged about it on Shaggy. That kind of go-getter attitude is hard to come by.
  2. "Augustus" Every single time I tell myself this is the one time I won't cry during that scene. I am 0 for 99.
  3. We only run 14 plays or is there more flaps?
  4. That girl has some skill.
  5. Does someone want to tell him?
  6. A few things... - Bevo absolutely knew where that little fucking dog was the whole time and he was just encouraging him to go be stupid somewhere else. - Bevo can't see red so we can stop with that nonsense. - It's hooked, not gored. Gored is something yankees say. - We are very lucky someone wasn't hurt.
  7. I bet they are cutting Hagar's hair in the locker room.
  8. Baby Bevo isn't even full grown and he is already a legend.
  9. Texas always wins the trooper uni battle. Most of the other state's are just embarrassing.
  10. Great block by Watson.
  11. It's like the Uga handlers forgot why longhorns evolved their long horns.
  12. Offal Office.
  13. And that's fair.
  14. Pretty random thing to use as evidence of not being a trollolololol. But I'll allow it as I too was at that abw thing. Got pulled over on Barton Springs road on the way home and talked my way out of a dui. Not that I was drunk but no way was I going to blow.
  15. Glad you are entertained.
  16. Jesus fucking Christ can you stop polluting the two trump threads with your bullshit?
  17. So you are trying to tell us that there is recycling waste scattered all over the yards and curbs and shoulders of the roads where you live? What part of Alabama?
  18. Ten Bears

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    It is possible to want to be dead on weed.
  19. Ten Bears

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    It is a miserable feeling.
  20. It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold so I keep my coffee and beer it it.
  21. Ten Bears

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    So how did she freak out? Were there tears? The one time I overingested, my arms and hands went numb and I felt like I was going to hurl but that only lasted for 30 minutes or so. I got a little food in me then I was fine. just way too stoned. That was the day I learned how much stronger brownies are when you decarboxylate before extracting in oil.
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    dp
  23. Pelosi appoints Hillary as her Vice President. Pelosi resigns. Hillary will never be President.
  24. When you think your oil is nearly hot enough, take a strike-anywhere match and throw it in the oil. When it ignites, your oil is ready. I'm serious.
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