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Ten Bears

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  1. No way. Really?
  2. Dickerson? No. Bo Jackson? Probably.
  3. Sterns still looked sore and slow to me during the OU game. Definitely didn't look like his pre-squashed form.
  4. So you are not Orca of Peace?
  5. So you haven't noticed Hugo posting the image of them on Fox & Friends at least twice a week for the past year? Fucking troll.
  6. Who is that bearded man? I can't find anything about his identity.
  7. New Mexico. Where it's inhabitants wear long sleeve shirts and jackets year round. Breaking Bad did the same thing. It bugs me.
  8. Blood and feces.
  9. http://andoustillsucks.com/
  10. All I see in that picture is Donald Trump with lipstick on.
  11. But first I started the Warren Zevon bio. Holy shit that guy could party.
  12. That story got me to thinking about another time that summer I nearly died. My dad's best friend was this great character out of a bunch of crazies my dad ran around with. He had been in a plane crash and had half his face burned off along with a few fingers ect. Regardless he married a smoking hot girl and proceeded to get his pilot's license and became a crop duster. He was the first person to let me drive by myself (with him in the passenger seat, 8 years old lol) and he gave me my first motorcycle ride. At 10 he took me up for my first airplane ride and even let me hold the yoke (no pedo) for a minute. We took off from a field across from the local beer joint. He was my hero. A month after the horse incident, he took me for my first helicopter ride in this tiny bubble canopy bird. The next morning he and my dad took off in the helicopter to go hunting coyotes. Not an hour of flight time since he had dropped me off they lost the tail rotor and went down on a huge ranch east of San Angelo. The last thing he said was "Been nice knowing you, Pat!" My dad said he came to after they crashed into a pecan tree on the pilot's side. He smelled gas dripping on his head from the fuel tank overhead and decided he better crawl from the wreckage. Just as he flopped out of the canopy the whole thing went up in flames along with my dad who stopped, dropped and rolled the flames out. The crash site just happened to be near the Kickapoo Creek and pops washed himself off and took inventory. He realized the top of his head was charred along with his hand that he had put up to see what was dripping on him. He walked downstream and happened upon a tractor that started even and he rode it until he came to a new fence line and followed it until he came up on the owner of the ranch running a fence crew. The rancher was nice enough to drive him to the hospital. My old man's head swole up as big and as round as a basketball in the week after while he just sat in his chair, soundless. He had 3rd degree burns and subsequent skin grafts on his head and hand along with a concussion and broken collarbone from the seat belt. The only thing that saved him from worse injury or death was that he was wearing a goose down coat and vest that did most of the burning. The crash site pictures showed alternating piles of feathers and melted plastic where he rolled on the ground extinguishing the flames. I still miss John, the pilot and I like to fantasize that he put the helicopter down on his side to protect my dad.
  13. Well, for what it is worth, you are my hero and I am so sorry for what you have gone through.
  14. When I was 13 my scrawny ass got kicked square in the chest by my first horse, a gelding I was breaking. He and I were calmly standing there, just brushing the fucker's tail but unknown to me some hair had caught in the curry comb and I jerked a couple of tail hairs out on the upstroke. I don't remember getting kicked but I do remember seeing him bucking forward, his ass all hunched up, fixin' to kick and then I definitely remember the sound it made when he connected to my breastplate. I came to for a couple of seconds up on my hands and knees about 10 feet away, and thought, "Well, I'm not dead." Then darkness warshed over the Dude. Luckily, my dad heard the commotion and came running over. He said he my eyes were rolled back in my head and he couldn't get a pulse for what seemed forever but probably was 2 minutes max. Probably closer to 1 but he thought I was a goner. I finally started gasping and he got a pulse and here I am today. I had a 1 inch welp the shape of a horseshoe square on my bony sternum and was sore all summer. All in all, better than getting kicked in face I guess.
  15. Yeah, one regular order of fries is enough for two. Get the green chile queso to dip them in. Actually their burgers might suck except for their mushroom burger because that is so good it is all I order. With grilled jalapenos of course. I am not an animal.
  16. ^^^^Username checks out.
  17. Que? The only Austin area locations on their website are Lakeline and University in RR.
  18. In the small chain category, Mooyah has a tasty burger. Good fries too. They''re based out of Plano.
  19. He seemed pretty sore the rest of the game and not as quick.
  20. ^ that's the way i do it. kinda mushes the bark but it will keep the meat moist af.
  21. Why was Pee Wee trying to go to Sheffield?
  22. He shouldn't be on the SC just for being a giant pussy alone. Jesus.
  23. This is one of the most incredible things I have ever witnessed.
  24. He is going to give the Otter Animal House speech and file out.
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