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Ten Bears

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  1. surlyhorns.com Website name checks out.
  2. Fuck all that shit. Lemmy was in the Wanna be a Cowboy video???
  3. Then feed the dove to dog and eat bacon fajitas. JK I may have to try that. Fuck knows I can't find any other way I like dove despite trying for decades. I mean I'll eat dove. I just don't really like it. Quail on the other hand...
  4. Better to keep your mouth shut and be thought a moron than to open it and talk shit about the Drive-by Truckers.
  5. with alfalfa sprouts?
  6. It's ok though because he prayed the gay away.
  7. avatar works
  8. solid mom joke. I'll allow it.
  9. Are they covered in shit?
  10. Hahahahaha Y'all got Slorched.
  11. I can't even...
  12. That aggy thread is terrifying.
  13. The '99 Nebraska Mike Jones rumble was probably the loudest moment I've heard at DKR. What year was the Missouri rain game? 2002? That was crazy as that sheer wall of water crossed over the field, reflecting the roar back onto the crowd, loud af. I had lucked into a single ticket on the fifty, 5 rows up from the bench. People around me were passing flasks around and everybody was chugging from them, even the old bluehair ladies as we got drenched. It was glorious.
  14. mammally
  15. Found at a thrift store. Alas it was too small. Sent from my SAMSUNG-SM-G930A using Tapatalk
  16. God damn you are one simple-minded mutherfucker.
  17. I turned the last episode off halfway through. I'm out Tom.
  18. Aaaand...not one word of concern for the victim(s) his son brutalized. Rather it's "He's not REALLY my kid. Totally not MY fault." Also saw where he voted against gay marriage while his son is reportedly gay. Strange dude this Senator.
  19. You all better stop talking about Hannity that way. He trains MMA. A lot. Just ask him. Or not, because he will tell you anyway.
  20. Good show but Bohannon was a little too indestructible. No one could take a beating and be perfectly fine 10 minutes later like ol' Bo.
  21. Micheal Cohen: American Hero. lulz
  22. Totally motionless except for his farts Mud flowed up into Trump's vagina Totally confused all the rowing pariahs
  23. Not 30% of the country. 30% of the voting populace.
  24. Beto for President.
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