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Greg Davis Apologist

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  1. Pretty gnarly scar on that last batter’s head
  2. I'll be in Jacksonville next month for the first stop of their two-month tour. I expect to hear some new music.
  3. The guy who cut off Jaime's hand is named Locke. I'm not answering any more questions as you'll get answers soon enough. Report back at the end of the week.
  4. I think I've tried all of these and most are pretty good. Here's the newest one: https://www.ommegang.com/2019/02/brewery-ommegang-and-hbo-announce-for-the-throne-new-co-fermentation-beer-to-celebrate-the-return-of-game-of-thrones/
  5. That fucking meaningless dunk at the end of the Tennessee/Purdue game cost me $200.
  6. I think we'll score some runs. Just not enough to win.
  7. This is the year...
  8. This is great. I would just put it in an envelope from one of our customers. Stars playoff tickets are perfect. I could get enough for his whole family. My counterfeit ticket skills are kind of lacking though...
  9. Tell me who you think it is and I'll tell you if you're right.
  10. He kind of has a bully mentality for some of the people in our office who can't defend themselves and they'll do whatever he says. There are several of us who don't take his shit though.
  11. He's actually a "Longhorn fan" who knows nothing about Texas athletics but loves to talk about it. We were at a lunch meeting with a customer (Arkansas fan) the other day and this retard says, "So, is Arkansas in the Big 12?" I nearly fell out of my chair.
  12. So I work in an office of about 20 people and there is one guy that, if everyone is being honest, no one can stand. You know the guy--- he thinks he's smarter than he really is but consistently types phases like "Your welcome!" to customers, hits the reply all button when totally unnecessary, and just has no sense of awareness. To add to this, he's about 6'6" 250 lbs and he hides behind God even though he's a total asshole. Anyone have any good pranks for April Fool's Day or any other day of the year? I was thinking about giving his cell phone number and email address to a bunch of random websites and just have him constantly bombed since he seems to love attention.
  13. Looks like one of my two sqaures hit in the first two rounds. Are all payouts after the championship game?
  14. I'll be there but am not thrilled about the lineup. I'll still have a good time.
  15. Might as well just include the entire Aemina album by Tool on here.
  16. I just ran my two squares from last year's tournament and I would have won $1600.
  17. When do we get to see the magic numbers?
  18. My sister does this all of the time. We live in Dallas and she'll say things like "down to Oklahoma" and "down to Minnesota". She's actually somewhat intelligent and I've confronted her multiple times but she doesn't care.
  19. I'm definitely in. I'll see if I know anyone else who wants in and send my money in the next couple of days.
  20. I just decided I’m going to Welcome to Rockville in May. I’m staying on the beach about 30 minutes away so I won’t be camping at the site. Any advice about the festival or town is welcome...
  21. How was it?
  22. Yeah, I'm old. I'm a man. I'm 40.
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