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Jeff Tiedrich: https://open.substack.com/pub/jefftiedrich/p/liddle-marco-and-his-ace-team-of?utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=email oh huh, a peace plan to end the Ukraine war. I guess that’s … good? spoiler alert: no, it’s not good. in fact, it’s double-plus-ungood — because look at the shitsticks involved in this so-called ‘negotiation.’ just seeing the name ‘Steve Witkoff’ should be setting off alarm bells in your head, because here’s a fun fact about old Stevie. and here’s the icing on your shitty Witkoff cake: this dumbfuck doesn’t speak any Russian — and he’s an easily-played dimwit. remember last August when Donny set up that despot bestie playdate with Putin in Alaska, so they could announce yet another Ukraine peace plan? remember what happened? Donny got played by Putin, who had no intention of agreeing to any plan. that whole fucking debacle was Steve Witkoff’s fault. as I wrote at the time. Witkoff was in way over his head, fucked up royally, and should have resigned or been fired on the spot. that’s what would have happened in any sane administration. but not only did Witkoff survive that embarrassing episode, he was then sent to negotiate another peace plan — and look who he brought with him: Jared Kushner, Donny Convict’s over-leveraged and under-qualified slumlord son-in-law. why is this low-wattage nitwit still involved in US foreign policy? and why are they ‘negotiating’ with an oligarch crony of Putin’s who runs a wealth management fund? not one of these dumb-asses has any foreign policy experience. none of what I just typed makes a single lick of sense. oh shit, it’s happening again. okay, so when this new 28-point ‘Ukraine peace plan’ leaked, the international foreign policy community was all ‘what the fuck? did Putin write this shit?’ it was a legit thing to wonder, because the ‘plan’ was the same laundry list of demands Russia’s been making since day one — especially this bit. now here’s where the clownfuckery dial gets twisted way past eleven — because it came out that, in fact, Russia did author that ‘peace plan.’ Witkoff and Jared were apparently just acting as glorified stenographers and going ‘yes? what else would you like?’ next time, can we just send Beavis and Butt-head to ‘negotiate’? could they do worse? hey, can we send Bruce Willis? after the news leaked about the ‘plan’ being Russia’s, Marco Rubio posted this gobbledygook to Elon’s Nazi Bar. “Ending a complex and deadly war such as the one in Ukraine requires an extensive exchange of serious and realistic ideas. And achieving a durable peace will require both sides to agree to difficult but necessary concessions. That is why we are and will continue to develop a list of potential ideas for ending this war based on input from both sides of this conflict.” what does that even mean? did ChatGPT write Marco’s not-tweet? it sounds like a fifth grader giving an oral report on a book he forgot he to read. ‘the Ukraine peace plan is a plan for peace in Ukraine, and that’s why everyone should read the Ukraine Peace Plan. thank you.’ look, you can’t expect Marco to have any idea what’s going on — he has like fourteen jobs. dude’s a very busy guy. then, a bunch of US Senators told reporters that Marco had admitted to them that Russia had written that ‘plan’ — and that in fact, it was Russia’s ‘wish list.’ at which point, Rubio went back to Elon’s Nazi Bar to insist that ‘nuh-uh, we wrote that shit.’ “The peace proposal was authored by the U.S. It is offered as a strong framework for ongoing negotiations It is based on input from the Russian side. But it is also based on previous and ongoing input from Ukraine.” what the fuck? why all the backpedaling and flip-flopping? to what end? what does any of Marco’s repeated self-contradictive dissembling accomplish, except to make the US look like it’s run by a bunch of morons who even lie to each other? which, another spoiler alert: it is. fuck Marco Rubio. and fuck every Democrat who defended their vote to confirm this guy ‘because he seemed like Donny’s most-normal pick’ why was everyone in the administration blindsided by this? doesn’t any one of these clowns know what’s going on? oh wait, there is one guy who was apparently aware of the whole thing: US Vice President Couchfuck McGee. it seems he’d taken a break from molesting furniture to greenlight this whole cockamamie clusterfuck in the first place. this tidbit comes from Bill Kristol. so now Couchfuck is running his own foreign policy operation, cutting the secretary of state — who he apparently hates — and even the president out of the loop? how is that even allowed to happen? am I on crazy pills? remember when the job of a vice president was to sit there like a lump and shut the fuck up? used to be, they’d show the new vice president to their office and go ‘try not to break anything, we’ll call you if the president dies.’ not any more. thanks to Dick Cheney, it’s now the job of every Republican Vice President to fuck shit up — but at least Cheney kept George W. Chimpface in the loop. Couchfuck is out here doing his own thing, and Demented Donny is off in cloud-cuckoo land. Preznit Fuckwit can’t be bothered to pay attention to — or even care about — what his own flunkies are doing. he’s too busy tarting up the Oval Bordello. he’s too busy tearing down the East Wing, and planning gaudy monuments to himself all up and down the Washington Mall. he’s too busy overhauling the golf course at Joint Base Andrews. why does the airfield where Air Force One is kept have a golf course? doesn’t Donny already have enough of his own vermin-infested golf motels at his disposal? apparently Donny’s also too busy pestering Hollywood to make more movies tailored to his own vulgar tastes. “the president is offering some creative input on potential upcoming projects.” way to keep focused on what’s important, you ginormous fucking clown. oh, and don’t forget that Donny’s also too busy enriching himself and his family — an undertaking which is apparently going great guns. no one could have predicted that investing in imaginary money whose only purpose is paying for crimes would be a bad idea. everything Donny touches dies — including, it seems, his own corruptly-acquired wealth. shoot that shit right into my veins. 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The Panthers are barely decent. Their in the worst division in football by a country mile and are -42 in point differential for the season. The Panthers have a -5.2 SRS rating on Football Reference, 25th "best" in the league. The Cowboys' D was atrocious in that game and still nearly won. Carolina is better than it has been but that is still a season-killing loss because the Boys will probably come up a game or two short in pushing for a playoff berth.
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Mostly agree with this as long as you're not calling the 80's/90's Chargers uniforms as the retro you want. Go back to the 60's. I kind of like a lot of the combinations they throw together. They mostly work. But stick with the white helmet with yellow lightning bolt for all iterations. I don't mind the current Seahawks look, at least the whites with dark blue pants. Definitely bring back the silver helmet, though. That was the best. The Broncos' retro uniforms are just perfect.
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My parents were up this weekend and politics was mostly avoided but we caught my dad use the word “DEI” a few times. Made us cringe each time. He fashions himself a moderate but he’s definitely 100% a pocketbook/country club Republican. However, he is an improvement on my grandfather who would spend all weekend yelling at the n#%*ER’s and jig$”@?s playing football on his television set.
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Government Shutdown 2025: This Time It’s Personal
C-Man replied to Bozo_Casanova's topic in Cloak Room
Oh, boy. Watching the news last night and seeing Kristi Noem make a big deal about giving a TSA employee who had perfect attendance during the shutdown a “bonus” check of $10K. Appears it might’ve been a publicity stunt. Go figure. -
Based on the last week, Jigsaw has earned her own thread
C-Man replied to C-Man's topic in Cloak Room
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Well, now he’s shaken up.
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Yep Also yep
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That’s usually what kills arky— hopefully the tren continues
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Defense looks like complete ass
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