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1bigtx

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  1. Did they machete Toro's horns off?
  2. I like the number you computed but check your decimal movement. Again, in this case, I deeply appreciate your math.
  3. The original plan for the aggi basketball arena was for it to have one more seat that the Erwin Center (classic penis envy). Anywhoo, during construction of said aggi arena the damned thing collapsed when it was just a frame. Someone forgot about securing insurance for construction so everything to that point was a total loss. With the construction funds that were left, a much smaller gymnasium was built for varsity aggi cagers.
  4. They are so Yankee they are practically Canadian. Imperative that Texas kicks the Wolverine ass. Cool helmets.
  5. No kidding. They are on level with Alaska State, Hawaii State and Puerto Rico State.
  6. I don't blame their fascination with the Block T by itself. I would not want to be associated with the a & m in any fashion. It screams second rate.
  7. You like fat tails? Multiple outliers?
  8. Median, average and mode are three different measures of central tendency. It is possible for two or all three to equal but it typically is not the case.
  9. Longhorn coach bests aggi corch for Super Bowl burf.
  10. Right up the guts of the "Wrecking Crew" and into Longhorn immortality.
  11. It absolutely is. I saw it with my own eyes in '05. Car flipping and intimidating visiting fans are other examples of their coping skills.
  12. You did it boys. The doctor is sending me home. Never underestimate the healing powers of aggi misery. God Bless you wonderful SOBs.
  13. Yes, I can feel the life coming back to me. Thanks you horny bastards. God bless.
  14. I'm in the hospital right now, Southeast Hermann Memorial, and I have been relying on this thread to get me back on my feet. So is there any new news about aggi embarrassment/misery, collosal fuck ups or general aggi gayness? If not I may have to go to page 1 of this thread. I'm counting on y'all. This ice chips diet isn't cutting it. Hook'Em Horns.
  15. Just a reminder that this tender love story will be playing tonight at 8 PM on ESPN.
  16. David McWilliams said it after beating OU in 1990 and I never forgot it.
  17. I don't mind the band so much but why does every cheerleader have to be personally introduced before the game starts? Furthermore more than half of each squad is an All-American. How is that even possible?
  18. Right, he is probably referring to lowly assistant coaches.
  19. https://www.espn.com/college-football/story/_/id/24448690/texas-aggies-declined-texas-longhorn-series-renewal-proposal
  20. Beating Alabama put us in this position. Texas would not have played Alabama if aggi had accepted CDC's invitation to play. They totally put us in the playoffs. Bless their hearts. Should we send them a fruit basket or Christmas card. Maybe a heartfelt thank you would suffice. Freaking Glorious!
  21. I think putting the series record on the scoreboard as big as possible for the entire game would be hilarious. Maybe work in a few highlights against them.
  22. Funny, Bobby, like Fisch, never played football at any level. He was a tier 2 tennis player and spinach eater in high school.
  23. Is this the right link to report a sports hernia at the hand of a much younger girlfriend?
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