So, just got back from Isla today...
Took American from Cancun. Dumb Blonde Bitch ahead of us in the boarding line argues with the gate agent, saying her huge purse shouldn't count as a third carry-on. Gate agent won. Made her check her bag. Then, mid flight, her and her DBag boyfriend are loud enough to wake Mrs. Wood (no pics) in 17A. She was not amused.We're in 17A-D, and they're in 17 E & F. I could hear 'em even with my noise-cancelling headphones on. Then we land. As soon as the plane comes to a stop at the gate, DBag and Dumb Blonde Bitch tap my 20 yo in 17D on the shoulder, and then immediately start climbing over him to get to the aisle and get his bags. I was sitting in 17B so I couldn't really do anything about it like I would normally do, by simply standing up and stepping partially into the aisle. My kid was taken off guard by the suddenness of it all, and he just let 'em go. They grab their stuff 2 rows ahead of where they were sitting (of course), and block people in up there. While this is happening, a bunch of idiots from behind us rush up behind DBag & DBB. Me first. Fuck errbody. Too many people just fucking suck on airplanes and most places these days, especially Americans, at least in my experience flying internationally.
The silver lining was that deplaning was delayed because of a jetway issue, so the assholes had to stand there for 10 minutes like vertical sardines, sweating while everyone around them ridiculed them. Better yet, they were breaking their necks to get off the plane just to stand waiting at the baggage carousel for the bag she earlier tried to slip onto the plane as a carry-on. We laughed at 'em as we passed them on the way to the GE kiosk, and were out of there before the baggage carousel even started moving. Karma's a bitch. /csb