Hornlover

You guys are so fucking old and out of touch. They don't have ghost writers, they have ChatGPT.

Texas beating OU 49-0 is one of the greatest days of my life. Fight me.

The University of Colorado marketing department came up with "You play good, they pay good".

Yes, Sark has known all year long that Matthew Golden can't throw the ball for shit, but we let him do it twice against OU anyway, because we're holding back the real WR passes for the Georgia game.

"legit unhinged and perpetually online" New site motto, @immamac?

they had the lowest first round pick, because they won the World Series. You left off the best part. (and seriously, after the dumb question was asked and answered and then asked again, couldn't somebody have just told this idiot to google "How much do mlb draft picks make?")

Is anyone surprised to learn that @billfromlaketravis not only frequently hangs out on Texags, but also listens to enough of Looch on the radio to discern nuances in his speaking habits over time?

Perhaps you're unfamiliar with the movie Office Space?

He could put 40 pounds on in by the time he's a senior in 3 years, and he'd be a hell of a TE recruit.

Our trajectory began around the time that aggy announced to the world that we'd be coming to the SEC. The perception of the SEC had essentially become reality, and there were definitely recruits who bought the negative recruiting against the Big XII and wouldn't have given us the time of day.

Top rated by the services doesn't necessarily make him the top HS pitcher on MLB draft boards. I agree that it's highly unlikely that he comes to Texas, but it's not a 100% certainty.

MLB Organizations have figured out that drafting high school pitchers is a bad investment and the potential for success is low. That's why only two high school pitchers were taken in the first round this year, and the first not until 24th overall. Increasingly, the data also suggests that for elite pitching prospects, they're better off going to college than signing with a pro team. They're more likely to develop and have a long pro career, with higher potential earnings.

Offense looks better than the defense so far.

I remember them from around '98 or so. Said "Gag em Aggies", with a centaurish looking Bevo getting a bj from an aggy.